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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:00 pm
by Country4ever
I try to avoid mirrors as much as possible, so I'm not sure if my nares are bigger. But I have noticed that my entire nose seems bigger. Maybe that's just something that happens to all old farts.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:10 pm
by roster
Country4ever wrote:...... But I have noticed that my entire nose seems bigger. ....
I've noticed the same in my mirror. Perspective is everything. Wife and kids say the nose size is unchanged but the head is shrinking. IQ has certainly dropped below 80.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:47 pm
by Pirateghost
I'm really in trouble. I started with large pillows. I don't have a size to go up to. Before too long, the entire optilife pillow will go up a nostril.

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:15 pm
by Country4ever
LOL Rooster and Pirateghost.
Yeah, me too about using the large pillows. I guess we might have to start stuffing the whole pillow up each nostril.............but I guess that means we'll have to have two headgears and 2 machines???
Maybe that's what a "bi-level" machine is for???

A new record to break!!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 8:00 pm
by Guest
Rodrugg wrote:This is true and I believe it...His left nostril is pretty bad and he can fit the whole tip of the handle of my grandma's potato masher up there. ....





Di hotfoots it to the cutlery drawer

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:48 pm
by rested gal
rodrugg wrote:His left nostril is pretty bad and he can fit the whole tip of the handle of my grandma's potato masher up there. I think I'll tell him about this but I'm not sure what he can do about it now.
An instant CLASSIC!!!

Incidentally, after a year and a half of using the Breeze nasal pillows and over two years with the Headrest nasal pillows, I haven't noticed ANY change in my nostrils at all. Still look just the same as always:

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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:13 pm
by Goofproof
If your nostrils are too small, take a tip from the "Sweat Hogs", "Up Your Nose with a Rubber Hose" Jim


nostrils

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 5:51 am
by Catnapper
Do you know why a gorilla has big nostrils?


It is because he has big fingers!

My kids always loved that joke.