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Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 6:28 pm
by Lucyhere
ChicagoGranny wrote:Lucyhere wrote:.
Ladies and Gentlemen... let's remember that young people occasionally frequent this forum.
Yes. Yesterday, I saw a guy in his forties.
Chantilly is either 13 or 14. She pops in all the time. Hence my post.
Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 6:29 pm
by Biguugly
ChicagoGranny wrote:Biguugly wrote:what did the big bad wolf(who refused to use his cpap) say to the 3 Little pigs?
How'd you get my picture? You've never met me!
Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 6:17 am
by DeadlySleep
Biguugly wrote:How'd you get my picture? You've never met me!
Do you have a picture of your wife wearing your CPAP mask in the nude?
If not, give me your email address, and I'll send you one.
Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 3:27 pm
by Goofproof
DeadlySleep wrote:Biguugly wrote:How'd you get my picture? You've never met me!
Do you have a picture of your wife wearing your CPAP mask in the nude?
If not, give me your email address, and I'll send you one.
Or on a plate Roasted Brown, with a Apple in her mouth! Jim
Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes
Posted: Thu May 25, 2017 5:36 am
by Biguugly
DeadlySleep wrote:Biguugly wrote:How'd you get my picture? You've never met me!
Do you have a picture of your wife wearing your CPAP mask in the nude?
If not, give me your email address, and I'll send you one.
She can't wear a mask, as they don't make them large enough. Last year she went shopping in Myrtle Beach and they made her run the truck route, and she was walking.
Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes
Posted: Thu May 25, 2017 5:41 am
by ChicagoGranny
Biguugly wrote:She can't wear a mask, as they don't make them large enough. Last year she went shopping in Myrtle Beach and they made her run the truck route, and she was walking.
You are getting better.
Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes
Posted: Thu May 25, 2017 3:15 pm
by ephraimh
Apria
Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes
Posted: Thu May 25, 2017 3:47 pm
by Goofproof
ephraimh wrote:Apria
Wrong post, that's no joke, just another sad DME! Jim
Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes
Posted: Thu May 25, 2017 4:33 pm
by chunkyfrog
Apria, yes, definitely a JOKE
Other cpap jokes:
LYING DME's
"capped rental"
Bricks
Non-auto machines.
Biodegradeable Silicone parts
RT's who have had ZERO training, and NO compassion.
Insurance company bean-counters
So-Clean, Airing, and other charlatans.
The river of DeNile
(Others too numerous to recall)
I am laughing so hard, the tears make my face raw.
Re: Somebody Wanted CPAP jokes
Posted: Fri May 26, 2017 10:44 pm
by TRzzz
Him: "Boy did I have a great night. Haven't felt this good in awhile."
Her: "Yeah? What happened?"
Him: "I blew a point two."
Her: "What?! How can you even stand up?"
Him: "Uh ... that's my AHI."