Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Wed Sep 04, 2019 4:32 pm
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When you are breathing a little too easy ...
Posted: Thu Sep 05, 2019 12:14 pm
Re: When you are breathing a little too easy ...
Posted: Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:26 am
Ha!
That works better with "Duke's" mayonnaise.
-JD
That works better with "Duke's" mayonnaise.
-JD
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:09 pm
Change facebook group to cpap forum. 
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?
• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
• 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
• 12 to post F.
• 8 to ask what F means.
• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
• 3 to say "can't share"
• 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
• 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group?
• 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
• 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
• 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
• 17 purists who use candles and are offended by light bulb discussions.
• 6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
• Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
• 22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jackasses.
• 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
• 15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
• 249 to post memes and gifs (several are of someone eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
• 19 to post that this page is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb page.
• 11 to defend the posting to this page saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
• 12 to post F.
• 8 to ask what F means.
• 16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
• 3 to say "can't share"
• 2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
• 36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
• 15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
• 6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
• 4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
• 13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
• 1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that (insert politician of choice) isn't the brightest bulb. This usually takes place within the first three comments.
• 50 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.
• 5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
• 1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:41 am
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:42 am
That's how you can easily identify the low IQ members.babydinosnoreless wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:09 pm16 to post 'Following' but there's 3 dots at the top right that means you don't have to.
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Thu Sep 26, 2019 8:16 pm
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 3:18 pm
PaleRider is getting his studying behind him.
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 3:43 pm
Always be learning!ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 3:18 pmPaleRider is getting his studying behind him.
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Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:21 pm
Looks like he's been reading so much, he has books coming out his a**.
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 2:35 am
And I thought that pain was just because I needed more fiber in my diet.Okie bipap wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:21 pmLooks like he's been reading so much, he has books coming out his a**.
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Tue Oct 08, 2019 10:25 am
Okie bipap wrote: ↑Mon Oct 07, 2019 7:21 pmLooks like he's been reading so much, he has books coming out his a**.
Quiz
Posted: Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:22 pm
Quiz: Which one is not free?
Personal Injury Lawyer
Posted: Wed Nov 13, 2019 10:54 am
Re: Quiz
Posted: Fri Nov 15, 2019 12:29 am
Family is.(free)
Sleep is.(free)
Love is.(free)
Laughter is.(free)
The rest are.(free)
Although everything is.
JPB