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Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:08 am
by ChicagoGranny
The earliest known humor appears to have been found in 2008, and dates back to around 1900 BC. A Sumerian tablet bears a crude inscription. Not only in terms of the ancient chiseling but also the words contained therein:
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial – a young woman did not fart on her husband’s lap.”
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:18 am
by jimbud
ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:08 am
The earliest known humor appears to have been found in 2008, and dates back to around 1900 BC. A Sumerian tablet bears a crude inscription. Not only in terms of the ancient chiseling but also the words contained therein:
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial – a young woman did not fart on her husband’s lap.”
What????
Where do come up with these golden oldies?
One where you don't have to say "stop me if you have heard this one before".
JPB
Ringmistress ???
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:24 am
by chunkyfrog
There has never been a marital bed unsullied by reminders of meals past.
"What the hell did you eat?"
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:28 am
by jimbud
chunkyfrog wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 11:24 am
There has never been a marital bed unsullied by reminders of meals past.
"What the hell did you eat?"
You ladies are the best.
JPB
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Fri Apr 26, 2019 2:56 pm
by palerider
jimbud wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:18 am
ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2019 10:08 am
The earliest known humor appears to have been found in 2008, and dates back to around 1900 BC. A Sumerian tablet bears a crude inscription. Not only in terms of the ancient chiseling but also the words contained therein:
“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial – a young woman did not fart on her husband’s lap.”
What????
Where do come up with these golden oldies?
Ringmistress ???
She's just remembering past times... Granny is immortal.
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Sat Apr 27, 2019 7:23 am
by ChicagoGranny
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2019 12:22 pm
by ChicagoGranny
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 12:39 pm
by Dog Slobber
An event just as I'm taking my mask off?
Really?
I'll let you decide what FU stands for.
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Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Tue May 07, 2019 12:16 pm
by ChicagoGranny
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Tue May 07, 2019 12:19 pm
by ChicagoGranny
Where is the CPAP line?
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Tue May 07, 2019 1:02 pm
by chunkyfrog
ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2019 12:19 pm
Where is the CPAP line?
Ummm, cpap would be a sleepstyle change.
We need another window.
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Fri May 31, 2019 1:31 pm
by ChicagoGranny
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:11 pm
by ChicagoGranny
He tightened his nasal mask so hard, his mustache switched lips overnight.
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Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:16 pm
by chunkyfrog
ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:11 pm
He tightened his nasal mask so hard, his mustache switched lips overnight.
. . .
Yep, he's a papper, alright.
Facial hair CAN be compatible with the face-sucker--but adjustments may be needed.
Re: Granny's Funny Bone
Posted: Sat Jun 15, 2019 1:20 pm
by jimbud
ChicagoGranny wrote: ↑Sat Jun 15, 2019 12:11 pm
He tightened his nasal mask so hard, his mustache switched lips overnight.
That man has SOUL, shor'nuff!
JPB