The home test is not going as smoothly as I'd hoped.
Went to to office last night and got hooked up. It's two bands around the torso (one up under my pits, one around my waist), a wrist band, two sensor thingees in each nostril (wires taped to my cheeks), and a finger pulse oximter (taped to finger). All hooked to a bulky unit clipped to the band at my pits.
Kept telling the tech I sleep with nasal pillows and how can they possibly fit on top of the nostril sensors? That won't be a problem she said. Probably 20 times.
The first night the unit is preset for you and you have to be in bed, all hooked up, with your mask and machine on, by 10 p.m. when the machine kicks on. I cautiously crawl into bed with wires everywhere at 9:55.
First problem: no way are nasal pillows gonna work with two sets of wires up my nose. Not even close. Hubby tries to call the sleep center, but they very conveniently don't accept calls or messages at night. Frantic discussion and and we decide to give up on the nasal pillows and crack out the Quattro FX. Ooops, I'm all wired up on top of my pajama top. No way to get out of this top and into a hoodie but if I use the FX I'm gonna have to protect my face and head from the friggin neoprene.
Onto next plan. Dig through the closet wearing a ton of equipment with wires catching on everything looking for the Buf I bought when I was first dealing with the neoprene allergy. Finally locate Buf, get it skinnied over my head (yow, it's tight), crawl back into bed, hubs helps me into the Quattro, and we hook to the machine.
Next problem. The main unit that's attached to my pit band is supposed to have a blinking light. Tech warned it will probably keep me awake all night if I don't put a piece of tape over it. Not mine: it's only blinking occasionally. Doesn't matter where you put it, how tight the pit band is, no connections are loose...it's just gonna light up when it feels like it. Hubs reaches for the phone -- oh yeah, they don't take calls at night.
Well screw 'em. If this thing isn't working right, not our fault. We will move forward like the sleep warriors we are.
By now my stress level is beyond redlined. And I'm laying in bed tangled in wires and weighed down with heavy equipment with a Buf strangling me around the neck. The Quattro won't seal against all the wires and tape on my face, so we shut everything down again and remove the padacheek liner. I grab the opportunity to swallow a second sleeping pill. Quattro back on. Feels uncomfortable and leaky, but we're going with it.
I do manage to get some sleep. Probably because medication level was high. Sleep equipment shuts itself off automatically at six. When I woke up later than that, I ripped all the equipment off as fast as I could. It's laying in a tangly heap in my closet. Will have to unsnarl everything in a bit so we'll be able to figure it all out again tonight.
So what the heck is going on with these Sleepyhead numbers?? I'm going to give you Sunday night's numbers (last night before sleep study) followed by last night's numbers (first night of sleep study). My charts have never looked like this; how is this even possible?
Aug 16
Pressure 8.5 / 8.5
Swift FX with x-style taping until 5 a.m.
Aug 17
Pressure 8.5 / 8.5
Quattro FX and a boatload of equipment
