DME lies. Thought you would all get a chuckle out of this.

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Post by lynninnj » Sat Jul 30, 2022 2:10 pm

Gee, are they stamped with expiration dates?

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Post by nana of 3 » Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:22 pm

I don't use a DME regularly as I am self pay, so, I just look up several different dmes and see who will give me the best price and service at the time. There are not many of us long timers that change out our gear as often as most dmes say...... thats a big money grab for them and less left in YOUR pocket :shock:

For instance I just needed to replentish my Bleep supplies this week and called around to get the best deal. Needless to say CPAP.COM was the best as usual.
Cpap.com are the sponsors of this forum, and many of us use them regularly....but NEVER as often as the money grabbing dmes do :o

Nasal pillows will last months and I have seen full face masks that have lasted a year. You never need to re-supply as often as they want, its just a money scam on their part.

New members, Welcome to the best darn sleep apnea forum on the net, I hope your stay here is as great as mine has been........ WELCOME!!!!

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Post by jimbud » Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:24 pm

Wonder if they would sell you a SoClean to alleviate all those pesky problems?

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Post by SleepGeek » Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:43 pm

And Granny thinks her DME spews facts? About My Air of all things.
ChicagoGranny wrote:
Mon Jul 18, 2022 2:29 pm
You can have your opinion. This was a fact:
CrankyGranny wrote: ↑Mon Jul 18, 2022 11:34 am
My DME reports greatly increased compliance after the implementation of the app.
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Post by ChicagoGranny » Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:55 pm

Looks like somebody has a bug up their butt that's been bothering them for 18 days.

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Post by SleepGeek » Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:02 pm

ChicagoGranny wrote:
Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:55 pm
Looks like somebody has a bug up their butt that's been bothering them for 18 days.
Just pointing out the "Facts" my dear.
Bless your heart, I thought I was on your Foe List.
Your just not sleeping well?
Like TZO the zonked one and CFG Cranky Froggy?
Let's ALL Pile On with nothing else to do.
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Post by zonker » Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:31 pm

SleepGeek wrote:
Sat Jul 30, 2022 4:02 pm
ChicagoGranny wrote:
Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:55 pm
Looks like somebody has a bug up their butt that's been bothering them for 18 days.
Just pointing out the "Facts" my dear.
i think it's been more like seven years for that poor bug.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by chunkyfrog » Sat Jul 30, 2022 6:29 pm

I think that same seven year anus-dweller has annoyed a lot of us . . .

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Post by babydinosnoreless » Sat Jul 30, 2022 9:19 pm

jimbud wrote:
Sat Jul 30, 2022 3:24 pm
Wonder if they would sell you a SoClean to alleviate all those pesky problems?

JPB
They tried. :roll:

They also had their special wipes at only $24.95 a pack. :lol: :lol: I'm a mom but apparently they didn't think I would recognize baby wipes when I see them.

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Post by latskogkatt » Sun Jul 31, 2022 6:13 pm

They also had their special wipes at only $24.95 a pack. :lol: :lol: I'm a mom but apparently they didn't think I would recognize baby wipes when I see them.
Oh, but these are "special" baby wipes... like glitter from unicorn farts is superiour to crafting glitter. :lol:

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Post by babydinosnoreless » Sun Jul 31, 2022 7:20 pm

latskogkatt wrote:
Sun Jul 31, 2022 6:13 pm


Oh, but these are "special" baby wipes... like glitter from unicorn farts is superiour to crafting glitter. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by lynninnj » Wed Aug 03, 2022 9:34 am

latskogkatt wrote:
Sun Jul 31, 2022 6:13 pm
They also had their special wipes at only $24.95 a pack. :lol: :lol: I'm a mom but apparently they didn't think I would recognize baby wipes when I see them.
Oh, but these are "special" baby wipes... like glitter from unicorn farts is superiour to crafting glitter. :lol:
:lol:

I love your posts.

And the kitty.

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Post by latskogkatt » Thu Aug 04, 2022 3:48 am

:lol:

I love your posts.

And the kitty.
Thank you! For the posts, my brain does strange things at times... and sometimes I share those things. ^_^

The kitty is my current fur-baby, Ella. She is made of softness and fluff... and bitey time.

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Post by chunkyfrog » Sat Aug 06, 2022 7:19 pm

She reminds me of our late, beloved Felix.
He lived to age 16; and his fur was superfine--
Like a living Swiffer.
Always came out of hiding covered with lint.
The other cat (Oscar) was a compulsive licker,
so guess who was hacking up the biggest hairballs.

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