How to cheat cpap

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How to cheat cpap

Post by Supertrucker » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:46 pm

Does anybody know how to cheer a CPAP machine so you company think that you were using it at 80%

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Re: How to cheat cpap

Post by Goofproof » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:49 pm

Hook it up, use it correctly, then nobody will believe you used it! You will fool them all! Jim
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Re: How to cheat cpap

Post by Bunsen » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:53 pm

Holler Yea, CPAP!! GOOOOO, CPAP!!!! Blooooow that AIR, CPAP!!!!
And stick your face on the end of a hose. It works for me!

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Re: How to cheat cpap

Post by chunkyfrog » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:53 pm

Supertrucker: either use it, or CHANGE CAREERS!
Any driver with untreated apnea is a tragedy all wound up and ready to go off.
There is NO WAY to cheat it anyway.
Even if there was a way, I would croak before telling you.

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Re: How to cheat cpap

Post by grayghost4 » Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:56 pm

Supertrucker wrote:Does anybody know how to cheer a CPAP machine so you company think that you were using it at 80%
just what we need another trucker falling asleep on the road .... I hope you hit a bridge and not another car or truck

how about letting us know what route you are driving ... so we can avoid you on the road .
If you're not part of the solution you're just scumming up the bottom of the beaker!

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Re: How to cheat cpap

Post by palerider » Wed Mar 15, 2017 7:59 pm

Supertrucker wrote:Does anybody know how to cheer a CPAP machine so you company think that you were using it at 80%
get the hell off the road, before you kill someone.

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Post by palerider » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:00 pm

chunkyfrog wrote:Even if there was a way, I would croak before telling you.
'm guessing you'd croak either way

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Re: How to cheat cpap

Post by jtravel » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:23 pm

It's in your own Best interest and that of others that you attempt to learn how to use your Cpap effectively.

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Re: How to cheat cpap

Post by grayghost4 » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:29 pm

He died peacefully in his sleep ... while the people in the other vehicle died SCREAMING.
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Re: How to cheat cpap

Post by chunkyfrog » Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:43 pm

The trucker was sleeping peacefully as he broadsided the school bus . . .

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Re: How to cheat cpap

Post by Wulfman... » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:03 pm

Supertrucker wrote:Does anybody know how to cheer a CPAP machine so you company think that you were using it at 80%
It was prescribed to you for a reason.
You and the company you drive for (if you're not an independent) don't want the liability, due to your ignorance.
And, if you are an independent, your insurance company will cancel you in a heartbeat if they find out you're not using it.

JUST USE IT!!!

https://www.google.com/search?q=acciden ... +collision&*

Cheer???

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Re: How to cheat cpap

Post by grayghost4 » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:35 pm

It is so much fun responding to TROLLS
Will we ever learn ???
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Re: How to cheat cpap

Post by hobbs » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:45 pm

I want to die in my sleep like my grand father, not like the others in the car who were screaming!

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Re: How to cheat cpap

Post by chunkyfrog » Wed Mar 15, 2017 9:46 pm

Pretty sure the OP is not a truck driver.
Can trolls even drive?
Don't their huge, crusty toenails get caught in the pedals?

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Re: How to cheat cpap

Post by kteague » Thu Mar 16, 2017 12:32 am

palerider wrote:
chunkyfrog wrote:Even if there was a way, I would croak before telling you.
'm guessing you'd croak either way

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