Mad Farting

Thewino · Post by **Thewino** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:49 am

I vote this as topic name of the month.

Most of my flatulence is happy. I'm unsure what you did to make yours mad?

Stormynights · Post by **Stormynights** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 11:44 am

My husband thinks this is the funniest thing he can do.

Pugsy · Post by **Pugsy** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:07 pm

Stormynights wrote:My husband thinks this is the funniest thing he can do.

Yeah...that and belching.

All this talk about farting reminded me of something that happened about 40 years ago...I was probably 8 plus months pregnant.
I was in the office with all the girls and one doctor...got up to move to another part of the office and took a step and farted. Didn't even know I needed to fart...everyone laughed as to be expected...took another step...another fart....I couldn't stop it...so finally said ''screw it" and farted with every step clear across the office. I was a world class tooting machine.
Of course it was being big pregnant that caused the leakage as there was nothing I could do to prevent it. Believe me I tried.
Since this was an office of medical personnel...bodily functions really aren't a big deal as we have usually seen much worse...we all just had a good laugh about it but they said they were laughing at my red face more than they were laughing about the farts. I never blush....well almost never.

SMenasco · Post by **SMenasco** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:31 pm

If you have an extra hose, try recycling.

Ruinednose · Post by **Ruinednose** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 12:39 pm

i feel like a hover craft sometimes....
i try all kinds of positions and everything.
The farts do not smell so i asssume it must be from CPAP

Sheriff Buford · Post by **Sheriff Buford** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 2:06 pm

Pugsy wrote:Yeah I never blush....well almost never.

I betcha' I could make you blush...

Think about it.... you're in Church... it's real quiet.... and someone lets one rip..... who's not gonna' laugh?

Sheriff

chunkyfrog · Post by **chunkyfrog** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:32 pm

It hurts to hold back; they have to fly free.
I pity those who stand downwind and haven't the sense to move clear.
I mean no harm, but cannot prevent this thing they curse.
If laughter prevails, I welcome the humor that meets my ailment.

M'ohms · Post by **M'ohms** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 3:43 pm

I wear a cervical collar to keep my jaw from dropping. It just makes a straight pipeline from one end to the other. All night long, it's air in--air out. I'm awake and completely relaxed, so I am constantly entertained with the whooshing sounds.

Stormynights · Post by **Stormynights** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 4:35 pm

I remember sitting in church with my children when they were tiny babies. It was hard to believe that such a loud noise could come from such a tiny baby.

Ruinednose · Post by **Ruinednose** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:16 pm

im always scared that fecal matter might come out instead of just a casual fart

chunkyfrog · Post by **chunkyfrog** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:33 pm

That's what they call a "shart"

Ruinednose · Post by **Ruinednose** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:41 pm

chunkyfrog wrote:That's what they call a "shart"

THatas hilarious, i hope that never happens to anyone

chunkyfrog · Post by **chunkyfrog** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 5:51 pm

Then I won't tell you.

M'ohms · Post by **M'ohms** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:05 pm

Me neither!

ems · Post by **ems** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 6:14 pm

Ruinednose wrote:im always scared that fecal matter might come out instead o f just a casual fart

I'm quite sure that LSAT will have something to say about this... along the lines of -- and exactly why do we need this information?

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