As I lay me down to sleep
Against my nostrils I must keep
Those bits of silicone delivering air
Gently resting against each nare
With CPAP pumping with gusto and zeal
I strive mightily for that perfect seal
Doing everything to avoid a confining mask
I lay out my arsenal to accomplish this task
To eliminate nose fluting I so greatly fear
Panty hose and jockstrap to supplement the head gear
To conquer that mouth from being agape
Binder clips, wood clamps and of course duct tape
To ensure integrity of that critical connection
I have concocted my own special nose candy confection
KY, OroGel, Neosporin and Ayr are all part of the brew
With liberal doses of the secret ingredient - Super Glue
Success has been mine and none of my air is misspent
But now each nostril has its own pillow resident
So ecstatic am I in spite of their awkward placement
Now to convince all they are the latest fashion statement
Ode to Nasal Pillows
Mike, the Poet
Very good! It would take me weeks to compose something like that.
Jerry69
Jerry69
Un-treated AHI = 9.5
Titrated prssure: 6 cm
Ave. AHI after therapy = 0.5
Ave. Snore Index = <10
Current pressure = 9 cm
Titrated prssure: 6 cm
Ave. AHI after therapy = 0.5
Ave. Snore Index = <10
Current pressure = 9 cm
Re: Ode to Nasal Pillows
LOL !mikemoran wrote:Panty hose and jockstrap to supplement the head gear,
Binder clips, wood clamps and of course duct tape,
KY, OroGel, Neosporin and Ayr are all part of the brew
With liberal doses of the secret ingredient - Super Glue,
Now to convince all they are the latest fashion statement
Could you maybe post a picture, in "full uniform" ??
(excellent!)
ooops, that was me, got "guested" again.guest wrote:LOL !
Could you maybe post a picture
LOVE your sense of humor!
I am still in "culture shock" in the land of the "hoseheads".
Till recently I didn't know it existed.
Now I are one! YIKES!!!
The levity helps.
-Ric
(on second thought, hold the picture.)
He who dies with the most masks wins.