Can't wait to see Roosters comments on ED and OSA

[Gerryk]

Rooster what do you have to say about the article on ED and OSA?

Oh, I can't wait to see every guy around town that has ED try to get a cpap! If it does work will they ever take that mask off?

Oh Rooster where are you? It's almost noon in Chicago and you haven't been around yet today.

[Snorebert]

Likewise I was waiting for his comments. It seems to bolster his opinion that all the ills of man and beast emanate from sleep apnea.

But think about it: 4 hours per night = CPAP compliance and the TV says that if the effects of the ED drugs last more than 4 hours then you have a problem. Coincidence???

[timbalionguy]

Perhaps we have here the greatest compliance tool that has been devised since CPAP was invented.

(Doctor to patient) "Unless you use your machine every single night, your thingie will shrivel up and fall off...."

[Gerryk]

See, I just don't understand that 4 hour part. Who is going to complain if the medicine last longer than 4 hours? Not the woman who was putting up with the ED for the past ten years.

[Muse-Inc]

(Doctor to patient) "Unless you use your machine every single night, your thingie will shrivel up and fall off...."

priceless!!!

[roster]

After 1 month of regular CPAP usage, mean value of IIEF-5 score was 15.71+/-5.12 before CPAP and were improved up to 19.06+/-3.94

If those units are centimeters, good for them.

If they are inches, .... they must be measured like you measure a cat's tale.

[roster]

Seeking a raise

I hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:


I do physical labour
I work at great depths
I work head first
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Response from Human Resources:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:


You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods
You do not always follow the order of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You take a lot of non-authorized breaks
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe OH&S measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits
You don't wait till pension age before retiring
You don't like working double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work
And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.