Hey, I've got enough bad taste in my mouth from today's experience to really fed the grist mill. And this is all about the same person! Hmmmm I wonder what may befall her next? hmmmmmmm rest assured, she WILL get hers, one way or another. ohhhhhhh, I'm getting more ideas! I'd better not go to bed!

Heck, yeah! Now, I wonder why black doesn't surprise me?! How about ten bucks for TWO? that's 1/2 price of the other ones. If interested, give me the hose length, and PM me your address. Do you want any glitter or glow-in-the dark thingies on it? Will let you know about available colors, but it ough...

Another reported incident just recently! Another DME rep was found on the floor of the showroom this morning, motionless and apparently run over by something. The cleaning crew had no clues either. They said that they 'just worked around her' because they were afraid of breaking something. She was f...

BREAKING NEWS! Locally, it has been reported that several DME reps have been found in various embarrasing circumstances. One was forced to wear the most uncomfortable mask they had, which was strapped on extremely tight! The hose was hooked up to the exhaust of a '57 Chevy, and her hands were tied. ...

By the way, the rep still has my smart card. won't be surprised if it's not returned at all, or if so, will be erased! By accident, of course. I think she thinks she's holding it 'hostage'.

Thanks, RestedGal! You know I couldn't have done it without you! - and several others who stuck by me. I probably could have go on and on, but maybe someday we can all collaborate on a book? Would it be a mystery, or a comedy? I just wish I had her reactions on film! Each time she 'froze', my confid...

Guest, I'm in the fog as to what the problem is with the elbow. Assume you mean the top one? I haven't had any 'problems', but that doesn't mean there aren't any...ignorance is bliss, you know! Thanks!

Ah, the sweet smell of Lavender, and its calming, dreamlike qualities. I have a 'squishy ball' filled with it, and it's kept under my pillow. Prior to putting on my getup, and spraying, I take a few good whifs of the lavender to start my off, and pretend the rest of the nightly procedures are just a...

Katfish, Wow, you've got your work cut out for you! My second career is that of a caregiver, and I understand your plight. Do you currently have a mask/are you still trying out different ones? Mask fit is Number 1 - the starting poing in CPAP therapy. So, it may depend on what type of mask you need,...

Congratulations on your quest, and I hate to rain on your parade, but WHY in the world would you want a F&P HC150 over the integrated Remstar humidifier?? Dear anonymous 'lurker', please uncloak and identify yourself; we're all friends here - at least we start out that way, and end up that way. To ...

Now, with that new fancy machine, you know there will be a million more questions for y'all. Bring em on! Are you sure? Thanks, but as YOU know, I had a LOT of help. I still can't look at your avatar without chuckling. Me either ! Someone posted it as a response to my comment about picturing 'tapin...

Rooster, what's so 'contrary' about this? I didn't have my rented equipment a week before I purchased some fleece, and made a double-length sleeve for the hose. The double-length allows me to 'scrunch' it, thus getting even more insulation. Your idea is great, practical, and best of all, costs nearl...

It felt GREAAAAT !! see my new post: Free at Last, Free at Last (of incompetent 'help', aka idiot DME rep)

I'm ready to B I T E, but am too relieved.

Before I start today's saga, I must THANK EVERYONE WHO CORRESPONDED WITH ME, BOTH PRIVATELY AND ON THIS INVALUABLE FORUM, AND CPAP.COM ! I now have, in my hot little hands, a NEW, hot-off-the-press prescription, written EXACTLY (!!!!) as I requested! Actually, the nurse practitioner copied my ITEMIZ...

Hey, everyone, stay tuned for today's SAGA.!!!!!!!

the page timed out while posting it, so will do in a new post and let you know. It's GOOD NEWS.



I'm doing "you-know-what" to the local DME!!!

LOVE YOU ALL! Kathleen
...gotta feed the animal (hubby) - stay tuned!