Words and Quotes

Ya'll probably sick of me doing this, but tough. It amuses me.
Thought I'd lead with this one I just found that got me chuckling.


They asked me to go in front of the Reagans. I'm not used to going in front of President Reagan, so we went out behind the Bushes.
-Dan Quayle, Former U.S. Vice President (1947-)

Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
-Arthur K. Watson

He is the best physician who is the most ingenious inspirer of hope.
-Samuel Taylor Coleridge, poet, critic, and philosopher (1772-1834)

You can't wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.
-Navajo Proverb

Laughter is inner jogging.
-Norman Cousins, editor and author (1915-1990)

Poetry is to prose as dancing is to walking.
-John Barrington Wain, writer (1925-1994)