OT: Daily Funny bone

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by GettingBetter » Sun Feb 28, 2016 8:06 am


If you want better sleep - leave those electronics out of the bedroom,
even if you are alone!
Also, this guy needs to get to a real life event,
mingle with real people, talk to ladies,
a lot of rage in that swiping!


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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by GettingBetter » Mon Feb 29, 2016 1:13 am

Anxiety Tip: Make sure those worries that keep you up aren't
just water hitting the glass.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by GettingBetter » Mon Feb 29, 2016 1:36 pm

Magpies are social and very intelligent birds. In addition to having funeral rituals
when one of the flock has died, the birds will entertain each other
with unrestrained hijinx and bird comedy.


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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by GettingBetter » Tue Mar 01, 2016 7:05 am

Book of the Civilized Man by Daniel of Beccles is believed to be the first English manners or etiquette books. Wikipedia The 3000 line, Latin verse poem, offers proper advice on a wide range of social situations encountered in daily, typical medieval life. These examples include:
  • If you wish to belch, remember to look up to the ceiling.
  • Do not attack your enemy while he is squatting to defecate.
  • Hold the hair of thy husband while he heaves in the garden of thy mother.
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  • Say thank you to your host.
  • Don't mount your horse in the hall. (Note: It seems to be okay to ride the horse into the hall in the first place. Hum.)
  • As a Mother in Law - Clap and shout encouragements to “tickle the catastrophe” your dick blister of a son-in-law as he spews wanton wine consumption on the roses. (three favorite encouragements would be: “whoreson zed”, “Loiter-Sack” or “Fustylug”)
  • Receive gifts from great men with gratitude.
  • Eating at the table of the rich, speak little and don't hoard the bread.
  • Sitting at table as a guest, you should not put your elbows on the table.
  • In front of grandees, do not openly excavate your nostril by twisting your fingers.
  • While food is hidden in your mouth, let your tongue not minister to words.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by ChicagoGranny » Tue Mar 01, 2016 12:59 pm

Does anyone read the streaming news at the top of the page?

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by Lucyhere » Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:17 pm

Good one Granny!

I'm happy for Goof... life will be much better for him in the coming years.
Resmed AirSense 10 Autoset for her w/humid air/heated Humidifier
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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by GettingBetter » Wed Mar 02, 2016 1:07 am

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by GettingBetter » Wed Mar 02, 2016 9:35 am

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Sounds like the recipient of the Valentine's Card wants to get to the bottom of things.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by GettingBetter » Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:28 am

CPR - Are You Prepared?
Now is the time to learn CPR, not when an emergency strikes.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by GettingBetter » Thu Mar 03, 2016 1:30 am

Genetics - It is not a Toy!
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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by GettingBetter » Thu Mar 03, 2016 4:46 pm

1 an' 2 an' 7 an' 9, 14 an' 25. Whoo, good workout, class.
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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by GettingBetter » Fri Mar 04, 2016 9:38 am

Friday Theme - Scary things.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by GettingBetter » Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:01 am

Constipation - It isn't Healthy, that's why it makes a person feel unimportant
While there really isn't a correlation between CPAP use and constipation, there are several threads on the forum that ask if it is. :\
To combat constipation, get enough fiber and hydration in the diet with psyllium or my favorite - chia seeds sprinkled on salads and veggies.
It is just the encouragement for healthy bowels.


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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by ChicagoGranny » Sat Mar 05, 2016 2:41 pm