Where to buy the best mortuary plots
Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots
I have (2) at Forest Lawn in Covina, CA I will sell you!
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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots
First question: Are they used or new? Second question: If used, for how many hours? We must know total hours; after all, people here aren't stupid ya know! Dump the water out before you turn it over or it will wet the grass. Third question: How much $$$ are you asking if new? Fourth question: How much $$$ after you kick the current tenants out? Now the really important Fifth question: Have you registered them and if so, where?hobbs wrote:I have (2) at Forest Lawn in Covina, CA I will sell you!
Please answer ASAP... I'm "dieing" to buy them.
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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots
Then there's always the Comode option, small bathrooms may limit the size of the service. Jimchunkyfrog wrote:If by "best", (grave sites) you mean prettiest, expect to pay a premium.
Best prices are often found in small town cemeteries.
You can purchase coffins, vaults, and headstones directly from the wholesaler or manufacturer.
{{{or Costco, or Wally World.}}}
Avoid any funeral home that will not allow you to use "hardware" purchased elsewhere.
Some public lands do not allow ash scattering. (What they don't know . . . )
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If you've been born, I can garrentee you are dying, I've never meant anyone that wasnt. JimMrGrumpy wrote:Im going to put my faith in sleepyhead and Ive self diagnosed myself like palerider has done. I have some form of periodic breathing. I therefore am dying. I have also decided on cremation. Because I always figured I'd go to hell when I die anyway (and take the devils job over), I might as well go the cremation route.
thanks sleepyhead!
I suggested the wife call Duke Energy out, have them auger a post hole in the back yard, drop me in (feet first I hope) plant a apple tree on the top.
But the informed her, they couldn't auger a hole that wide. Jim
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Just a few miles from where we live someone was burried on land owned by people that lived out of state. They didn't like finding a grave on their land but weren't too upset. Not long after there was another grave added. The land owner was informed that they had to put a fence around the graves and keep it mowed and cleaned up. There was nothing they could do except put up the fence and hire someone to keep it mowed.
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It could be just a matter of perspective.Stormynights wrote:Cremation will cause some serious burns. I wouldn't recommend that at this time.
Till I came to the marge of Lake Lebarge, and a derelict there lay;
It was jammed in the ice, but I saw in a trice it was called the “Alice May.”
And I looked at it, and I thought a bit, and I looked at my frozen chum;
Then “Here,” said I, with a sudden cry, “is my cre-ma-tor-eum.”
Some planks I tore from the cabin floor, and I lit the boiler fire;
Some coal I found that was lying around, and I heaped the fuel higher;
The flames just soared and the furnace roared—such a blaze you seldom see;
Then I burrowed a hole in the glowing coal, and I stuffed in Sam McGee.
And there sat Sam, looking cool and calm, in the heart of the furnace roar;
And he wore a smile you could see a mile, and he said: “Please close that door.
It’s fine in here, but I greatly fear you’ll let in the cold and storm—
Since I left Plumtree, down in Tennessee, it’s the first time I’ve been warm.”
There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold;
The Northern Lights have seen queer sights,
But the queerest they ever did see
Was that night on the marge of Lake Lebarge
I cremated Sam McGee.
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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots
Do like I plan to...cremation and have someone stick M-80's in my pockets !!!
Then the world can kiss my ash good-bye...
Then the world can kiss my ash good-bye...
See you on the other side when the smoke clears...
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I like the backyard idea!
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I've actually thought of that location myself.Sheriff Buford wrote:I like the backyard idea!
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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots
It seems okay, but it could depreciate the property for his heirs. Let's just let him burn and his ashes can be discretely spread over the water or land when the authorities are not lookng.Sheriff Buford wrote:I like the backyard idea!
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You could have them scatter the ashes in your own backyard.Sleeprider wrote:It seems okay, but it could depreciate the property for his heirs. Let's just let him burn and his ashes can be discretely spread over the water or land when the authorities are not lookng.Sheriff Buford wrote:I like the backyard idea!
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Be different and have a sky burial - they put your corpse on a platform and the birds take care of the rest. Very popular in Tibet. Later your heirs can make jewellery out of your bones and sell it on ebay.
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71. The lame can ride on horseback, the one-handed drive cattle. The deaf, fight and be useful. To be blind is better than to be burnt on the pyre. No one gets good from a corpse. The Havamal
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Or, how about lampshades from their skin?
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Julie wrote:Or, how about lampshades from their skin?
Tacky - besides the birds don't leave much.
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71. The lame can ride on horseback, the one-handed drive cattle. The deaf, fight and be useful. To be blind is better than to be burnt on the pyre. No one gets good from a corpse. The Havamal
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I think it was typical for some of the Native North American tribes, too.BlackSpinner wrote:Be different and have a sky burial - they put your corpse on a platform and the birds take care of the rest. Very popular in Tibet. Later your heirs can make jewellery out of your bones and sell it on ebay.
Unfortunately, nowadays, some environmental asshole would turn you in for violating some law.
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