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CPAP Slogans

Postby mikemoran on Thu Dec 01, 2005 9:56 am

I know we are all members of a special club but I think its time for us to do some recruiting and increase our membership. Nothing works better than advertising and since the industry isn’t investing in major Madison Avenue campaigns I thought some contributions from us might give them a kick start. So here are some slogans and catch phrases that they might find useful:

Therapy so good it should be illegal.

CPAP will put the wind back in your cells

Inflate your mate

Its blows will help you doze

Make every night Halloween

The kind of hose your spouse will love

CPAP will pump you up

A little pressure to send you in the right direction

Titration leads to elation

Get your own hose

Blow away that morning fog

A hurricane for your brain

We are looking for a few good REM

Let your nostril feel the thrill

The most fun you can have in bed with your hose on

Where’s the air?


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Postby Guest on Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:01 am

mikemoran wrote:CPAP will Pump you up!


Maybe we could get Hans and Franz from the old Saturday Night Live skits to do the commercials for us! :lol:

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More slogans

Postby dsg on Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:25 am

This is your brain. This is your brain on oxygen.

Air. It's not just for daytime anymore.

To sleep, perchance to dream.

That's Mister/Miss Hosehead to you!

The few. The proud. The well-rested.

Do YOU know your AHI?

It's better under pressure.


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Postby Tash on Thu Dec 01, 2005 3:14 pm

You all are GREAT! I love the humorous posts, when I start to feel overwhelmed by all this new (to me, at least) terminology and equipment, I click on a site created by Mikemoran, and just LAUGH OUT LOUD! Thank You for the dose of the humor! :D

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Postby mikemoran on Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:42 pm

Newgal thats just the reason I do it. Glad you enjoy.

I forgot the most important slogan - "Hoseheads do it with a certain air"

LOL

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Postby CollegeGirl on Thu Dec 01, 2005 4:56 pm

You missed the obvious:

Oxygen. It does a body good.

Let's see, what else:

CPAP. It's what's for bedtime.

Blows in your nose, not in your hand.

Put a love-sick octopus on your face. (Okay, so it lacks the alliteration of "Put a Tiger in Your Tank. ;))

Because you can never be TOO broke or TOO Oxygenated.

And, not related to any current slogan:

CPAP: A way to keep DME's in business without any effort on their part. :roll:

(Present non-evil DME's excepted, of course).


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Live chat

Postby Pad A Cheek on Thu Dec 01, 2005 5:25 pm

Anyone up for some live chat tonight I am all alone in there

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Postby Tash on Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:16 pm

Mikemoran,
Well, thank you, I don't know if you know how much it really does help. I TRULY appreciate it :wink:

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Postby rock and roll on Thu Dec 01, 2005 10:50 pm

TRUE HAPPINESS IS HAVING THE LONGEST HOSE!


MY HUSBAND/WIFE BLOWS


HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM, THE AIR SUPPLY HAS COME UN COUPLED.


THE MOST WONDERFUL THING ABOUOT CPAP IS WHEN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND A STRANGE SOUND IS EMITED, I DON'T HAVE TO BLAME THE DOG ANYMORE! :shock!

Nite all


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Postby Prostitech on Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:25 am

CollegeGirl wrote:
Put a love-sick octopus on your face. (Okay, so it lacks the alliteration of "Put a Tiger in Your Tank. ;))




Image

That's too funny! Maybe we could get Matt Groening to do an episode of the simpsons where Homer has a flashback of sleeping with a hose and go "MMMMMMM, Air".....


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Postby Tash on Fri Dec 02, 2005 11:35 am

Well, it's nice of you to be clear about it, but as far as I am concerned, I already figured that- the part I am excited about is being able to give a copy to my hubby (maybe after I actually start treatment) and he'll see the humor too! (I can't get him on to read the forum -- I think the word he used was "obsessive" :wink:

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Postby SnoozeHunter on Sun Dec 04, 2005 8:47 pm

How about...

Bumper sticker: Honk if you're awake!

Is that your hose or are you just happy to see me?

Bipap users blow both ways. (okay, that was just plain crass and I apologize) :)

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Postby SnoozeHunter on Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:04 pm

We listened to you, our loyal customers. Our newest leaky mask comes complete with mouth tape, band-aids, earplugs, and rubberbands.

Because we care.


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Postby knows_hose on Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:56 pm

Got Air?

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Postby msr986 on Thu Dec 08, 2005 3:54 am

CPAPers do it in their sleep!

Up your nose with a CPAP hose!

CPAP really blows!

:lol:

-Marty



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