Introducing Air Not-Apparent Head System

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mikemoran
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Introducing Air Not-Apparent Head System

Post by mikemoran » Tue Nov 08, 2005 1:38 pm

Tired of always having to adjust straps? Head gear advancing the retreat of your hair line? Velcro sticking to everything but what it is supposed to? Rogaine and Propecia acting more as bald spot fertilizer than hair restorer?

Then its time you stepped up to the new Air Not-Apparent Head System. This system integrates a completely invisible strap system with the latest in toupee technology. Not only will you feel better but you will look better too.

It’s not just a head gear is a total Head System. Our exclusive Clip-The-Patient fasteners are adjustable for any interface. Wake up in the morning, unclip your mask and tuck them under your hair. No one will have a clue that you are wearing your head gear as this system is completely indistinguishable from any other hair piece out there.

Come into one of our H-Air Centers and we custom fit the system to your lifestyle. Our technicians will carefully combine your hair with our genuine simulated polyester follicles to give you a true preternatural look. Once installed, your system will last for years. So tough you can be dragged under water or under the covers without a hair falling out of place.

No more fumbling in the night when your head gear slips. Ear crunching and swoosh marks are a thing of the past. Masks will stay where you put them once and for all. Mysterious interface removals will disappear from your life.

So sign up today and get the “Hair” to go with your Air.

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Post by Severeena » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:15 pm

Mike you are to funny for words on this one.

Air Not Apparent Head System.

ROFLPMP

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Post by Apneaat22 » Tue Nov 08, 2005 2:33 pm

Do they make one with dreadlocks? I miss my dreads that I cut off once I graduated and got a good job. I would think straps could be easilly hidden in that setup as well.


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Re: Introducing Air Not-Apparent Head System

Post by WAFlowers » Sat Nov 19, 2005 8:46 pm

mikemoran wrote:Head gear advancing the retreat of your hair line?
What hair line?
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Post by arrectchutt » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:12 pm

They work i think.

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Post by arrectchutt » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:43 pm

i am put off brussels