Every CPAP Record Ever Recorded

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 7:38 am

Now CPAP-Probe in conjunction with Elephant Man Records brings you the complete collection of CPAP tunes ever recorded. We aren’t just talking about a few tunes or greatest hits, we mean every artist that has breathed hope and pleasure into your sleep deprived world.

From war inspired hits such as “Blower There” and “Boogie-woogie Snoozy Boy of Company B” to Kellie Maskson’s latest hit “Breathaway”, this collection has them all. Every genre of musical airs known to man are covered.

You thrill to the sonorous tunes of the Tulsa Maskharmonic Orchestra playing all the marches from John Phillips Snooza. When their whistling Nasal Pillows cut in on that favorite of Sleepy Dwarf’s “AHI AHI Its Off to Sleep I Fly”, your hearts will be lifted. They didn’t forget the kiddies either as they give their playful rendition of “The Fan on the CPAP Goes Round and Round”.

Big Headbands more your style then you will love “Zing Went the Strings of My Head Gear” along with Frank Snornatra’s classics “New Mask, New Mask” and “My Airway”. Who can forget that scat favorite of Cab Calairways “Nighty Nighty Nighty Blow”?

You won’t be snoring along as you listen to Creedence Clear Breather Revivor’s “Theres a Balloon on the Rise” or Sleepgood Mac’s “Blower My Head”. Crabby Sleepstill and Nosh kiss their Apnea goodbye with “Just a Snore Before I Blow”. No collection would be complete without the English invasion and the Breathles “Let It Breath”. Move the clock a little forward and you’ll be singing “and we know how to lose them” to ZZ Stops rock anthem “Leaks”. Classics abound as Blowed ,Slept and Tears winds us up with “Spinning Fans Keep on Turning”. 10,000 Apneacs? We got em. Can you say Bed Zeppelin or Breathtallica?“Bedhemiam Rhapsody”? It’s here. Can’t forget “One is the Lowest Number You will Ever Breath”.

All the musicals both stage and movie are on this Play Bill: “The Wheez”, “Snoresalot”, “Rest on My Side Story”, “Blower Drone Song”, “Singing in the Rain Out”, “Little DME Shop of Horrors”, “AIR”. Save on those expensive tickets, we’ve brought Broadway to your bedroom.

Our country cousins need their tunes too and here are just a couple of the many gems stashed in this musical treasury: Breatha MacEntire’s “Have I Got a Seal For you” and Ray Snorbison’s “Here Comes The Rain Out Baby”. Rhythmn and Blews more your thing then don’t miss “Sleeping on the Dock of the Bed”. How about some Motown with Abreatha Franklins “REMSPECT”

I could go on and on, but who wants to wait for the list when they can be going out and ordering the tunes. This beautifully crated 500 CD collection will be fork lifted to your door for only 37 easy payments of $19.95 + $27.50 Shipping and Mishandling. Don’t delay order this Apneac Dream collection today. You can only order online or by telephone because this collection is definitely not available in Snores.

SLEEPYCD · Post by **SLEEPYCD** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:36 am

Silly Man Moran,
I can't wait to get my Apneac Dream CD Collection!!!! Gotta go, I have to run to the bank and get a loan to pay for it!!!! You sure this offer isn't done in conjuction with DME's, just to philfer more money from us poor CPAP users???? Thanks for the morning laugh, you Chucklehead!!!!
CD

snoremonger · Post by **snoremonger** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:58 am

Funny stuff Mike, funny stuff!!!!!!!!

derek · Post by **derek** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:59 am

... and if you order in the next five minutes, you'll get the special bonus edition that includes "Blowin' in the Wind". Call now, operators are standing by

peg · Post by **peg** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:15 am

Another great one. This might be the best yet! Thanks for the great start on a wonderful Friday morning.

Wulfman · Post by **Wulfman** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:23 am

Mike,

I hope you don't mind if I add some titles to your collection.....

"Dust in My Wind" by Kansasair

"Battle of New Snoreleans" by Johnny Snortin

"I Did the Adjustments My Way" by Frank and Elvis (for all the DME's out there)

"On the CPAP Again" by Willie Nosnoreson

"Long Cool Woman in a Black Mask" by the Hollybreaths

Den

Babbie · Post by **Babbie** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:16 am

Mike - you absolutely crack me up!! What an imagination----you weren't like a child of the 60s were ya???? Kidding......

ozij · Post by **ozij** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 10:30 am

Mike - you're a riot!
Postage and mishandling

O.

NOzsnAZ · Post by **NOzsnAZ** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 11:46 am

NO CPAPer's collection would be complete without the best of R.E.M., also known as

"Automatic (cpap) for the people!"

1) Man on the Mask
2) Losing my prescription
3) Bad Day
4) What's a DME, Kenneth?
5) The great beyond
6) Try not to breathe
7) The sidesleeper sleeps tonight
Daysleeper
_________________

NOzsnAZ

dsm · Post by **dsm** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:15 pm

Courtesy of Dinah Shore (from What a difference a day makes)

What a difference a DME makes
Twenty-four dollars an hour
Bought an auto and full face mask
Now all I get is rain

(too tired to remember the next verse ) any takers

D

Bonnie · Post by **Bonnie** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:38 pm

What a hoot! I haven't laughed so hard since, well, the TV programs post. Dr. Mike, my hats off to you, I bet you didn't get your PHD in Comedic Genius from no Clown University! Where did you study???

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:36 pm

Don't forget

Breathe Wonder's " I've Got Rainout on a Sunny Day, When it gets cold outside, I got the water way. I guess you'd say, what can make me feel thisway, Rainout on a Sunny Day"

JimH · Post by **JimH** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:58 pm

Whoops,

I guested myself.

JimH

Barb (Seattle) · Post by **Barb (Seattle)** » Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:27 pm

Every CPAP Record Ever Recorded

Every CPAP Record Ever Recorded

FUNNY...FUNNY...