CPAP Pick-Up Lines

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:02 am

To assist Singles on CPAP don't try these:

Hey baby whats your AHI?

Trust me everything gets bigger when you add air.

Want to go back to my place to see my flow charts?

You haven't lived until you have been shackled to a wall by a scrunchy

I bet you blow up bigger than Barbie.

Blow in my nose and I'll follow you anywhere.

I got something in my bedroom that plugs into the wall with a long hose.

My place has a special atmosphere just for you

Grabraham · Post by **Grabraham** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 8:16 am

Hey baby, it may just be a Mirage, but I think you have a great Aura.

Are those Nasal Prongs or are you just happy to see me?

Nice nasal Pillows

Your slotted nares are Sexy!

Your KY or mine?

DaLadyKazan · Post by **DaLadyKazan** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:10 pm

ROFL! You guys are just too funny!

cvansant · Post by **cvansant** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 11:59 pm

You two have WAY too much time on your hands.

Somebody help me. I'm addicted. I see your name and I JUST HAVE TO open the post to see what mischief you have dreamed up.

Thanks for the laughs guys.

Clif

dsm · Post by **dsm** » Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:47 am

cvansant wrote:You two have WAY too much time on your hands.

Somebody help me. I'm addicted. I see your name and I JUST HAVE TO open the post to see what mischief you have dreamed up.

Thanks for the laughs guys.

Clif

Same here

DSM

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