Suggesting names for masks?

ozij · Post by **ozij** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 4:22 am

I was looking at that list of mask names in Susan's poem.

Did you notice how insubstatial all those words are: Oracle. Breeze, Aura, Swift, Mirage, Infinity.

Not a whiff of hint (...) of how annoying the touch of silicone feels on a beginners face.

I wonder if we can make some suggestion too -

The Magic Marker - guaranteed to leave red spots on you face for 5 hours after you take it off

The Howling Harridan - leaky enough silence any spouse

Xantipa's Revenge - ditto

Dreamland - a testimony to the validity of our PR.

O.

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:50 am

Now I tend more towards truth in advertising:

The Paying for My Mercedes Mask - A DME Favorite
What Body Part Haven't We Used Interface
They'll Pay anything if a Hose is Attached Mask

susanhhill · Post by **susanhhill** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:09 am

How about "Wonder Wind" or "Vader's Revenge" ?
"The Mask of the Red Marks"

ProfessorSleep · Post by **ProfessorSleep** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:51 am

I'm leaning toward something like "Nightmare on (insert street name here)"

the "It just looks like the dog ate it" mask,

or the "3 sizes to fit no one" interface.

Grabraham · Post by **Grabraham** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:10 pm

"Up your Nose With a Rubber Hose"

WAFlowers · Post by **WAFlowers** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:19 pm

Mike, I've got a new idea for a full-face mask for you to develop, but I'm not sure what to call it.

One problem with full-face masks is the area of the seal greatly increases as the surface area of the mask increases, leading to a higher likelihood of leaks. So how about a bag that covers your entire head and seals around your neck? Massive surface area, no pressure on the bridge of your nose and a relatively small seal area.

Heck, you could probably prototype it out of a big plastic bag and a velcro strap! .

Bonus: no marks on your face! OK, maybe some on your neck but you can easily hide that with clothing.

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 7:10 am

Let's see a black garbage bag some duct tape and a length of dryer vent. I think we can call it the Nitey Night Cap. LOL

rock and roll · Post by **rock and roll** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:09 am

How bout #$%^ mask or that &*%#!$^ mask.

ozij · Post by **ozij** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 8:41 am

R@R - how about The Unpronouncable ?

A few more

Wish It On Your Enemies

Pinch and Hiss

Sweaty Face Enhancer

Random Nasal Rinser

O.

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 1:52 pm

So You Think You're Going to Scratch That Itch? mask

No Size Fits Any mask

The Dollar Disposal mask - (you pay but they don't bother sending it to you as it won't work anyway)

The Ow, Holy Friggin Crap mask (no explanation neccesary)

The Detroit mask (Windy City???)

The You Expect Me To Wear What? mask

or Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha , a/k/a I'm Not Putting That Thing On My Face mask

masked_insomniac · Post by **masked_insomniac** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:12 pm

I'm all for the "translucent elephant trunk" mask

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:45 pm

How about the Nose Grapple Hook. Oh wait they already have one like that the Breeze LOL