Ode for a Mouth Breather

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:29 am

Mask held tightly with my pantyhose strap
Turn on the blower and they begin to flap

Following a beat wild and random
They dance on my face with wild abandon

Treating my face to soothing vibration
As they slap together in a joyous celebration

Tried tape, clothespins and staples all to no avail
Turn on my machine and across the room they do sail

Strapped on a full face mask with a high tech seal
Never able to stifle that gastrointestinal squeal

Though due to lack of sleep I may stumble and stagger
I am proud in the knowledge I have lips like Mick Jagger

Maybe I should stick to hose prose LOL

peg · Post by **peg** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:08 am

damn, but you are good!

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:11 am

That's it. Too much fate here regarding my husband and OSA. He's been told his whole life he looks just like Mick Jagger...he must be examined for this.

SLEEPYCD · Post by **SLEEPYCD** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:29 am

Mike,

I love your HOSE PROSE!!!! When you write/sell your book it will pay for your extensive mask collection and maybe some new leather undergarments for your wife!!!! Keep us laughing you silly man!!!!!

CD

Barb (Seattle) · Post by **Barb (Seattle)** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:45 am

Thanks for the laughs..keep 'em coming LOL

ozij · Post by **ozij** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 12:07 pm

Oh my goodness, thanks to Mike's "hose prose" I've just discovered there are two (actually 4 kinds of hoses in this therapy: There's a cpap hose, for the machine (three kinds of those - regular, PB with sensor and Comfotr Curve) and there's the panty hose too.

Do you think we're going to find a choice in panty hose colors, just like there is one in the Comfort Curve (which has it's own hose)?

O.

susanhhill · Post by **susanhhill** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:18 pm

Most excellent poetry! Could that be called "Ode to the Hose"?

lindas88 · Post by **lindas88** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:21 pm

That was a great laugh Mike...

rainee · Post by **rainee** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:22 pm

So, sooo funny. lol

kenrose · Post by **kenrose** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:09 pm

Thanks for the laugh. I just finished docovering that the chin ups starter set didn't work for me either so I am back to tape.

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 10:51 pm

So cool, Mike!

ozij, nice pun on "hose".

Do you think we're going to find a choice in panty hose colors, just like there is one in the Comfort Curve (which has it's own hose)?

But of COURSE!! Only thing is...the panty hose, whatever their color, work BETTER than the CC, whatever its color. The panty hose leg is cheaper, too.

Ode for a Mouth Breather

Ode for a Mouth Breather

Ode to a Mouth Breather

excellent hose prose !!!!!!!!!!!