CPAP Humor - Book Title Search
CPAP Humor - Book Title Search
Sleeples on LI (Lori) was talking about pulling all the humor from this site and compiling a book. So I thought we probably should get some suggestions for a title. The following are mine:
Its Not S&M Its Therapy
The Adventures of Elephant Man and Pantyhose Gal
Fun with CPAP or How my Doctor gave me a prescription for ballloon sculpting
Thats Not a Toaster its a Medical Device
Home Depot and Do It Yourself CPAP Masks
How to Pick Your Orifice
This Really Blows
Shake Hands With Your Nostrils a Collection of I'm Not Dead-Time Stories
Its Not S&M Its Therapy
The Adventures of Elephant Man and Pantyhose Gal
Fun with CPAP or How my Doctor gave me a prescription for ballloon sculpting
Thats Not a Toaster its a Medical Device
Home Depot and Do It Yourself CPAP Masks
How to Pick Your Orifice
This Really Blows
Shake Hands With Your Nostrils a Collection of I'm Not Dead-Time Stories
How 'bout "Thar She Blows...@$%$ Mask!!!.......and Blows...@$%$ Mask!!!........and Blows...@$%$ Mask!!!....and Blows" LOL
Mike, if you're this funny before your therapy really kicks in, you're gonna be a riot after!! Keep us smiling, please!
This therapy WORKS!!!
Mike, if you're this funny before your therapy really kicks in, you're gonna be a riot after!! Keep us smiling, please!
This therapy WORKS!!!
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This therapy WORKS!!!
Mike, I kinda sorta suspect you was warped WAAYYY before you started on CPAP!! ROFL
This therapy WORKS!!! (but it helps if ya gots a sense of humor about it!!!
This therapy WORKS!!! (but it helps if ya gots a sense of humor about it!!!
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This therapy WORKS!!!
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Mike,
I know I comment on all of your posts, but I can't help it. When I saw you wrote a new thread, I had to read it. When I read the first title, "It's not S&M It's Therapy," I laughed so loud my husband had to come upstairs to see what I was laughing about. He and I read the post together and both thought you were hysterical.
Seriously, thank you so much for making this such a fun site with your posts. Usually I can be creative and add to the discussion. But when I read your humour, it totally throws off my train of thought because I'm laughing so hard.
Did I know you in high school??? I had this friend Bobby who you could never go near without him telling you literally joke after joke after joke. You'd walk away with a stomach ache from laughing so hard, but the relaxation you feel after you stop...laughter is truly the best medicine and I have to thank you for the doses you've been giving out lately. Please keep it up!
I know I comment on all of your posts, but I can't help it. When I saw you wrote a new thread, I had to read it. When I read the first title, "It's not S&M It's Therapy," I laughed so loud my husband had to come upstairs to see what I was laughing about. He and I read the post together and both thought you were hysterical.
Seriously, thank you so much for making this such a fun site with your posts. Usually I can be creative and add to the discussion. But when I read your humour, it totally throws off my train of thought because I'm laughing so hard.
Did I know you in high school??? I had this friend Bobby who you could never go near without him telling you literally joke after joke after joke. You'd walk away with a stomach ache from laughing so hard, but the relaxation you feel after you stop...laughter is truly the best medicine and I have to thank you for the doses you've been giving out lately. Please keep it up!
L o R i
Lori,
You are quite welcome. All of us on here have so much to deal with its just so much better if we can laugh a little about it. Still waiting on other suggestiosn but in the meantime here are a few more:
Snore Deprivation - Helping Your Loved Ones to Cope
DMEs and Doctors are Human Too - Well Maybe Not
Human Blow Up Dolls
The Dangers of Second Hand Air - A Bed Partner's Story
You are quite welcome. All of us on here have so much to deal with its just so much better if we can laugh a little about it. Still waiting on other suggestiosn but in the meantime here are a few more:
Snore Deprivation - Helping Your Loved Ones to Cope
DMEs and Doctors are Human Too - Well Maybe Not
Human Blow Up Dolls
The Dangers of Second Hand Air - A Bed Partner's Story
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How about:-
CPAP and all the CRA P!
Tales of an elephant man
Ventolation for the timid
Huff n Puff - No it's not magic!
Laugh at them, not with them! A third party view of OSA treatment
Thinking about Nostrils ...
'Not now dear, I've just strapped on my mask ...'
Gone with the wind?
When taping their mouth shut is legal....
Hose-listic treatment ... not quite natural!
Just add air
I'm dreaming .... (of an octopus strapped to my face)!
The Tempest ... all bottled up and ready to go ...
OK I'm getting a little sureal here ... it's been one of the days so far and it's not even 10am!!!!!!!
Of course I think it should be called
'The Bumping Grumping Haffalump - and other stories about tubes!'
But then I'm biased (for those who don't know, it's a reference to a previous poem I wrote about CPAP).
I look forward to reading more ideas
sir_cumference
CPAP and all the CRA P!
Tales of an elephant man
Ventolation for the timid
Huff n Puff - No it's not magic!
Laugh at them, not with them! A third party view of OSA treatment
Thinking about Nostrils ...
'Not now dear, I've just strapped on my mask ...'
Gone with the wind?
When taping their mouth shut is legal....
Hose-listic treatment ... not quite natural!
Just add air
I'm dreaming .... (of an octopus strapped to my face)!
The Tempest ... all bottled up and ready to go ...
OK I'm getting a little sureal here ... it's been one of the days so far and it's not even 10am!!!!!!!
Of course I think it should be called
'The Bumping Grumping Haffalump - and other stories about tubes!'
But then I'm biased (for those who don't know, it's a reference to a previous poem I wrote about CPAP).
I look forward to reading more ideas
sir_cumference
Hope you are serious about compiling the humour on this site ........ but what an exercise for someone. Whom should we volunteer?
Perhaps each member should offer up what they think were their funniest contributions, to the volunteer Editor (and not be offended if overlooked).
Would need an occasional cartoon though.
Perhaps each member should offer up what they think were their funniest contributions, to the volunteer Editor (and not be offended if overlooked).
Would need an occasional cartoon though.
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