Introducing Nasal-Ear II

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:55 pm

Ear canals feeling left out? Now they can feel as invaded as your nostrils. The new Nasal-Ear II based upon unpatented spring loaded salad tong technology provides a one size irritates all attachment. It not only provides complete therapy but also incorporates high pressure ear plugs. No longer will you have to be awoken by your mates snoring now that you are snore free. Priced at $22.50 with $235.20 shipping handling.

CPAP-Probe Inc. where the equipment is cheap but you pay through the nose for our quality fondling.

Swordz · Post by **Swordz** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:14 pm

Hehehe... I love some1 that is a big of retard as me. Good to know even though were dead to the world, we've still got a sense of humor.

Keep up the product intros. I'm sure we'll find some suckers... I mean buyers.

When are you looking to go public? I"m sure you'll light the NYSE up!