The Maker of CPAP-Probe Introduces the Nasal-Ear

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:03 am

Following the success of the CPAP-Probe Nasal Impalement Interface, We are proud to introduce the new Nasal-Ear. No more head gear, this unique interface attaches around the ears providing not only a comfortable fit but also allowing the addition of user selected sound. Just think, no more strap marks and the ability to drown out your partner's complaints when you blow air on them.

This interface is offered with three sound options: White Noise, The Spoken Works of Geroge Bush, and for those that want the complete CPAP experieince the amplified sounds of your own CPAP.

"Its not an appendage its a connection point"

Look for future announcements on our new line of CPAP mask geared for the younger set. The Pierce-Aero line.

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:14 am

Mike,

LOL!!! You are hysterical. I shudder to think of the next invention you will come up with.

PS: Thanks for posting the great photo. Nice to see you!!!

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:24 am

A scary thought just hit me. What if the real manufacturers do read this board. I mean they come up with enough torture devices on their own without me adding fuel to the fire. Ah what the hell, applying for my patents before they steal my ideas LOL

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:27 am

Mike,

Ya really think ???

peg · Post by **peg** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 3:05 pm

Just to....funny!

Mike,
You should really take all of your posts and use them to write a book.
It's bound to be a best seller!

SLEEPYCD · Post by **SLEEPYCD** » Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:54 pm

MikeMoran,

I'm still laughing, what are you putting in your humidifier???? You're one crazy HOSEHEAD!!!!

Keep us LAUGHING!!!!

CD

Grabraham · Post by **Grabraham** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:13 am

Reminds me of a chat I had with Rested Gal regarding a "backup CPAP"

Now since the uncomfortable part of treatment is always related to the mask lets get it out of the equation... instead of blowing are in from the top... suck the are out of the "aft end" It would require a much simpler interface but I am not sure we would want to see the online fitting tool

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:39 am

Heading off to Home Depot for more garden hose and a heavy duty Shop Vac. Should have the prototype ready by the weekend. Grabraham you want to be my beta tester? LOL

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:41 am

Mike,
Are you the kind that when around, people can't stop laughing from the non-stop jokes? I just laughed reading the name of the thread, "Nasal Ear." You are one wild and craaaaaaaazy guy!!!

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:41 am

Gabraham if you do the testing I will name it after you. How does the Gabraham Reem-Aerator sound to you? LOL

Grabraham · Post by **Grabraham** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:08 am

I was kinda hoping to call it the ReemStar Pro with KFlex

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:16 am

Gabraham i don't know about K-Flex might get us listed as a marital device instead of a medical one. LOL

Lori I am the quiet guy who you know is sitting there sifting thoughts through his head. Hopefully latching on to the comedic ones instead of the homicidal. The typical mask designer LOL

Wulfman · Post by **Wulfman** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 11:41 am

Mike,

GOOD STUFF!!!
I'm wondering if your brain is still oxygen-deprived or oxygen-rich, but whatever it is, it seems to be working about right. Keep it up.

Den

Barb (Seattle) · Post by **Barb (Seattle)** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:19 pm

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:14 pm

mikemoran wrote:Lori I am the quiet guy who you know is sitting there sifting thoughts through his head. Hopefully latching on to the comedic ones instead of the homicidal. The typical mask designer LOL

Mike,
EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT...HYSTERICAL. Either that or I just have that same (no offense) warped sense of humour like yours. Things I laugh at sometimes people don't see the humour in. I think it comes from my early days in high school and burning out my brain cells staying out too late at night and having fun. But please don't stop. Endorphines good!!! Acid in stomach bad...

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