CPAPSALM 23

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Post by roster » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:20 pm


CPAPSALM 23

1 CPAP therapy is my shepherd; I shall not choke.

2 He maketh me to lie down on strange looking, expensive pillows: he leadeth me beside the heated humidifier waters.

3 He restoreth my blood-oxygen levels: he leadeth me in the paths of REM sleep for his name's sake.

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death by asphyxiation, I will fear no mask: for 10 cm pressure art with me; thy Snuggle Cover and thy Pad-A-Cheek they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest an air flow before me in the presence of mine apneas: thou anointest my head with headgear; my rainouts floweth not over.

6 Surely consistent breathing and restful sleep shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of CPAP therapy fo................ until someone invents something a darn lot better!


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Sleepless in St. Louis
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Post by Sleepless in St. Louis » Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:34 pm

Thou arst demented Rooster.

May the Cpap gods shine a beacon of light on thee and thine.

Tim


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Post by greyhound » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:08 pm

Mike Moran, you've got competition

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Post by preemiern » Fri Sep 15, 2006 1:47 pm

Rooster--I am rolling on the floor right now--unfortunately I'm at work and no one would understand....
You definitely got me beat!! LOL!!

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Post by Bookbear » Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:04 pm

Even unto the third and fourth reading, verily I say unto you, Rooster, ROTFLMAO!

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Post by hornplayer » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:01 pm

hose humor at it's finest
thank you

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Post by rested gal » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:36 pm

Love it, rooster! Love it! Love it!!!!
ResMed S9 VPAP Auto (ASV)
Humidifier: Integrated + Climate Control hose
Mask: Aeiomed Headrest (deconstructed, with homemade straps
3M painters tape over mouth
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Post by mikemoran » Fri Sep 15, 2006 3:43 pm

greyhound wrote:Mike Moran, you've got competition
Not competion, just another warped mind sharing the other kind of therapy.

Very well done Rooster
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Post by bdp522 » Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:09 pm

Thank you, I really needed that today!

Brenda

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Post by kteague » Fri Sep 15, 2006 7:24 pm

Rooster, Rooster, Rooster! I'm just shaking my head. The creativity around this place blows my mind.

Kathy

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Post by Gidgie » Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:58 pm

kteague......if that's the only thing blowing your mind...........you've got trouble!!

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Post by Sleepless on LI » Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:47 am

This one needs to be made into a sellable plaque for the CPAP generation! Beautiful! What a fun way to start my day (thank, Karen, for the link).

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Post by whatrdreamsmadeof » Sat Sep 16, 2006 8:04 pm

i'm humbled..........thanks keep the humor coming i need it!!!!!!!!!!!

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Post by Craig S. NY » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:19 am

I just stumbled across this.

It really fits!!!

Well said Rooster!!!
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Post by whatrdreamsmadeof » Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:45 am

Let's amend the bible and put it in every hotel, maybe the hotels will get on board and put outlets etc in the room...........YOU ROCK Rooster

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