FUNNIEST MASK ENTRIES FOR MASK DECORATION CONTEST

birdshell · Post by **birdshell** » Sun Jan 28, 2007 10:25 pm

Please post any entries in the FUNNIEST category for the mask decorating contest here:

For your review, here are the rules that were previously posted:

RULES OF DECORATION:

1. Only photos pasted on the forum of 3-dimensional working mask entries will be considered.

2. Photos will be posted of an actual person wearing the mask AND added detail photos of features will help your entry to be appreciated.

3. Avoid digital enhancement of any kind to the mask. Some of us do not have the capability or knowledge for digital enhancement.

4. Decorated masks MUST be in perfect working condition, still providing correct xPAP treatment.

5. Have mask, will decorate: OR, enter as many times as you wish

6. Entries may be made until: March 24, 2007.

7. Winners will be judged through a poll posted here on the forum for one week, March 24-31, 2007.

Best wishes to all participants.

Sincerely,
Karen
aka birdshell

bookwrm63 · Post by **bookwrm63** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:43 pm

My darling son volunteered himself (for a $5.00 fee..lol) to be my model for the contest.

Please say hello to PADDY C. PAP!!! He's our youngest leprechaun!

birdshell · Post by **birdshell** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:54 pm

What a guy! Paddy is a real trooper, and green is definitely his color. Thanks for sharing!!

Karen

bookwrm63 · Post by **bookwrm63** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 4:55 pm

Hmmmm...not sure if this was a Scariest, Funniest or Best Celebrity entry so I'll let the judges place it where they wish.....if you are scared of horror movies, DON'T LOOK FURTHER!!!!!!!

Jason on xPAP! Apparently his therapy is NOT working for him! hehehe..and you thought Sleep Apnea was scary!

Jason (aka my son Christian) strikes a pose!

Enjoy!
Mary

Catnapper · Post by **Catnapper** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:28 pm

I would say that Paddy is a celebrity entry. Lucky his OSA was diagnosed so early!

We need a new category for scariest celebrity for Jason! Very scary.

The boys earned the $5. Good job, boys. I bet they wouldn't admit they really liked doing it.

You too, Mary.

bookwrm63 · Post by **bookwrm63** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:03 am

LOL to Joanie! I sent the link to my sister and she said my other son looks genuinely scared...at least in that brief moment the were not fighting so he was safe...hehehe

birdshell · Post by **birdshell** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:23 pm

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS ENTRY IS NOT TO BE CONSIDERED FOR A CONTEST PLACEMENT.

Below, please find the ULTIMATE pantyhose strap. This little invention is an actual improvement over that of Rested Gal Laura, as that sweet little mask doesn't MOVE! NOPE! NOT AT ALL!

Interest in this product has been expressed for use as an 'official' accessory to the Twilight NP, and marketing discussion has given this the working title of:

AURA

The working title was chosen due to the surround of the pantyhose fabric, and the lovely glow given the outlook of the wearer. Further market research may cause a name change more in keeping with the blockage of light due to the dark color of the pantyhose fabric. Any further developments will be reported on the best forum on the Internet, http://www.xpaptalk.com.

This has the added benefit of being a deterrent to any night time burglars. Those who dare to enter a home, or bedroom, when confronted by this spectre may just have a case for dismissal of their case. Reason: the cruel and unusual punishment to which the perpetrators were exposed whilst performing the break-in.

PLEASE NOTE: Any resemblance between the photo above and the hedgehog avatar wearing the gas mask is purely coincidental and in no way reflects the attempts of birdshell to plagiarize a contest entry. Anyone wishing to use the photo above as an avatar may PM birdshell, but...WHO would?

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Catnapper · Post by **Catnapper** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 5:44 am

Great one, birdshell!

How about calling it the "aura borealis" for the lovely glow you mentioned? It could come in various colors, too, even a shimmery version.

The same style but in fishnets could be entered in the sexy or kinky categories of the contest, too!

Catnapper

bookwrm63 · Post by **bookwrm63** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:01 am

Great mask Karen and great name idea Joanie!
Or you can call it RG, short for Robbery Gal!

Mary

neverbetter · Post by **neverbetter** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 3:01 pm

God help us

Catnapper · Post by **Catnapper** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:15 pm

(Apologies in advance to the pur-SleepGuy, whose product I use and enjoy. Hope you can take a joke, as is my intention. Remember about imitation and flattery.)

You often read where people complain about the loudness of the xpap machine, the whistles, squeaks and squeals of the mask leaks, and the burps and farts of aerophagia. Julie Andrews was right – the pillows are alive with the sound of cpap.
Soon cpaptalk will have a new member, an OSA sufferer called SoundGal, who has developed a new and exciting addition to the cpap therapy – Sound Therapy. Members who have posted about their difficulties with the sound of cpap may receive a PM offer of the opportunity for a free trial with the only obligation being a positive evaluation of the product. Members will begin posting their glowing reviews of Sound Therapy. SoundGal will post frequently in reply, and in each post there will be a bit of infomercial citing a scientific study showing the benefits of listening to special sounds as you sleep with cpap. She will drop tempting hints of new and tantalizing sounds soon to come with her product. Her tag line will include a link to her website http://www.SoundSleep.com.
Johnny Goodman will immediately include this new addition to the https://www.cpap.com line of cpap comfort accessories.
Before long there will be another category in the cpaptalk member profile so you can list your machine, mask, humidifier and software, and now –
your COMFORT-THERAPY!
Yes, go to her webpage where for only $919.95 (plus shipping and handling) you can start to enjoy the benefits and pleasures of….
BAG-PAP!

Get yours today!

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bookwrm63 · Post by **bookwrm63** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:25 pm

Oh my Joanie! You have truly outdone yourself on this one!

You should start a new product line called CpapAroundTheWorld and feature something distinct from each country! I'll lend you my young Paddy for the Ireland installment of the series!

Way to go!

Mary

t-bone · Post by **t-bone** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:27 pm

Catnapper wrote: Yes, go to her webpage where for only $919.95 (plus shipping and handling) you can start to enjoy the benefits and pleasures of….
BAG-PAP!

Get yours today!

Seems like cpap therapy is a sound investment of time and resources, after all!

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 8:58 pm

LOL, Karen and Joanie!!!

Joanie, that BAG PAP is a work of art!

Wulfman · Post by **Wulfman** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:20 pm

Karen,

I am SO flattered you used my idea!

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I had an image in my mind of what it would look like.....now I know.

You guys are a riot!!!

Best wishes,

Den

FUNNIEST MASK ENTRIES FOR MASK DECORATION CONTEST

FUNNIEST MASK ENTRIES FOR MASK DECORATION CONTEST

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Additional Comments: I love my ComfortSleeve and my Pad-A-Cheeks! See www.ComfortSleeve.com and www.padacheek.com