OT: Daily Funny bone

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by Papit » Wed May 27, 2015 7:15 pm

Xpap Therapy
Ok,the SAME couple after 10 years of very effective Xpap therapy. (What were the settings on THEIR machines?)
What I can’t figure out is how come it took him 5 minutes to crack a smile?
Any thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWA-OYzgpbM The music was mis-recorded far too low, so turn your speakers way UP and go Full Screen.
Enjoy.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by ChicagoGranny » Fri May 29, 2015 8:17 am

A man and an attractive woman (strangers) found themselves sharing sleeping quarters on a crowded train.

The man said, "Well, let's try to make the best of it. I'll take the top bunk."

Shortly after they bedded down for the night, the man said, "Say, I am chilly. Would you mind handing me one of your blankets?"

The woman said, "I've got a better idea than that. What do you say we pretend we are married?"

The man said, "Good idea. Let's do it."

The woman said, "Get your own damn blanket, shut up and go to sleep."

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by ChicagoGranny » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:20 pm

Here is a fantastic video - https://www.facebook.com/20257743310550 ... 691521705/

Best viewed full screen with volume up.

(Not a funny.)

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by postitnote » Tue Jun 02, 2015 10:45 pm

ChicagoGranny wrote:Here is a fantastic video - https://www.facebook.com/20257743310550 ... 691521705/

Best viewed full screen with volume up.

(Not a funny.)
That was beautiful and amazing!
Morbius, are you bored?

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by bryansong » Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:40 am

I didn't expect that. Pretty neat.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by DeadlySleep » Wed Jun 03, 2015 11:58 am

I understand the two parts were played by Cam & Leon.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by ChicagoGranny » Wed Jun 03, 2015 12:16 pm

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I counted her answer correct.


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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by Papit » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:01 pm

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Do NOT Mess With Grandmothers

A grandma and her grandson are at the beach. He's playing in the
water. She is standing on the shore not wanting to get her feet wet.
All of a sudden, a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly
down on the spot where the little boy is wading. The water recedes and the boy is
gone. He got swept away.

Grandma holds her hands to the sky, screams and cries: LORD! How
COULD you?!!!

Haven't I been a wonderful grandmother?
And wasn't I a wonderful mother?
Haven't I kept a clean home?
Have I NOT given to charity so MANY times?
Haven't I brought up my children to be moral upstanding individuals?
Haven't I tried my very best to live a life that you could be proud of?

She stops momentarily to catch her breath. Before she can continue, a voice booms from the sky, "All right already!"

Not but a moment later ANOTHER huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes
onto the beach. As the water recedes, the little boy magically reappears. He is standing there
smiling and splashing around as if nothing happened.

The voice booms again. "I have returned your grandson. Are you
satisfied now?"

She responds, "He had a hat."

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Dinosaur

Post by ChicagoGranny » Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:59 pm

We got the boat out for a little while this afternoon. While we were anchored and enjoying the scenery, a young pterodactyl lit on Gramps' hand, squawked a few times and then flew off.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by postitnote » Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:05 pm

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Morbius, are you bored?

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by postitnote » Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:05 pm

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Morbius, are you bored?

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by postitnote » Fri Jun 05, 2015 5:06 pm

For the guys...

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Morbius, are you bored?