OT: Daily Funny bone

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by Goofproof » Mon Jul 13, 2015 3:29 pm

Therapist wrote:
Papit wrote:Sure he's a different race and religion than ours, but I know,
after all your years of teaching me tolerance, that you won't mind
the fact that his appearance is a little different than ours. I'm sure you will
love him as I do. His family background is good too! I am told that
his father is an important gun dealer in his village.
That's actually a very important government position where he comes from.
Well, I guess that's all! Now you know why I wanted you to sit down when
you read this letter. Ha, ha!
This is bigoted and racist, Papit. It does not belong in this forum.
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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by DeadlySleep » Wed Jul 15, 2015 7:05 am

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by BleepingBeauty » Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:33 am

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by ChicagoGranny » Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:45 pm

I am always surprised at some of the things in the dollar store.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by chunkyfrog » Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:57 pm

I have NO IDEA who that is supposed to be; but my family's attorneys will be in touch!

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by ChicagoGranny » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:11 pm

chunkyfrog wrote:I have NO IDEA who that is supposed to be; but my family's attorneys will be in touch!
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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by BleepingBeauty » Sat Jul 18, 2015 1:12 am

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Veni, vidi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I stuck around.

Dx 11/07: AHI 107, central apnea, Cheyne Stokes respiration, moderate-severe O2 desats. (Simple OSA would be too easy. ;))

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by palerider » Sun Jul 19, 2015 10:46 pm

A woman stops by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocks on the door then immediately walks in.

She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music is playing, candles are lit, and the aroma of perfume fills the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asks.

"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in- law explains.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaims.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law answers.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Jeff loves me and wants me to wear this dress. It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and can't get enough of me!"

The mother-in-law leaves, inspired by what she has learned.

When the mother-in-law gets home, she undresses, showers, puts on her best perfume, dims the lights, puts on a romantic CD, and lays on the couch, expectantly awaiting her husband. Finally, her husband comes home. He walks in and sees her lying there provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asks.

"This is my love dress," she whispers sensually.

"Needs ironing," he says. "What's for dinner?"

He never heard the gunshot.

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by postitnote » Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:31 am

A serious thing but still amusing. BTW, I'm all in on this one when it's marketed

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by palerider » Mon Jul 20, 2015 11:15 pm

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Re: inner piss

Post by Papit » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:25 am

Bump. Cracked me up good.
ameriken wrote:I'm passing this on because it worked for me today.

A Dr. on TV said that in order for us to have inner peace we should always finish things we start, which will bring us a sense of satisfaction in our lives. We also should find ways to bring more calm and relaxation.

So I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished. I found a bottle of Merlot, a botle of Jack Daniels, a bodle of Bayleys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminun scriptins, an a box f choclitz. Yu haf no idr who fablus I feel rigte now. Sned tis to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum!

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by postitnote » Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:03 am

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Morbius, are you bored?
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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by BleepingBeauty » Fri Jul 24, 2015 3:28 pm

Typical male. Or maybe he had an apnea event...

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Dx 11/07: AHI 107, central apnea, Cheyne Stokes respiration, moderate-severe O2 desats. (Simple OSA would be too easy. ;))

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by ChicagoGranny » Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:09 pm

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Re: OT: Daily Funny bone

Post by bryansong » Tue Jul 28, 2015 12:49 pm

I'm with you Granny! Excellent point!

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