Redneck Driving Etiquette

roster · Post by **roster** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:57 pm

The pantyhose and duct tape made me think about you guys.

Redneck Driving Etiquette

o Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.

o When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.

o Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.

o When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.

o Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.

o Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.

o Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

3isles · Post by **3isles** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 10:46 pm

thats a kick
you would probably like
http://www.mainehysterical.com/

watch the videos esp if I had a chainsaw...

Snoredog · Post by **Snoredog** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 2:41 am

3isles wrote:
thats a kick
you would probably like
http://www.mainehysterical.com/

watch the videos esp if I had a chainsaw...

that is pretty good, I have a buddy that lives in Maine, he's always talking about that place and Black Flies.

3isles · Post by **3isles** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:16 am

some of those pests spend spring and early summer with us as well , but don't get up to 4# as they are rumored to do in Maine

PocketDragonFriend · Post by **PocketDragonFriend** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 1:44 am

Black flies. One of the New England seasons.

Ski
Mud
Blackfly
Tourist
Foliage

Darn, I miss that place.

CompuTech007 · Post by **CompuTech007** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:27 am

Thank this is timely as my daughter is taking her drivers test today. Do I dare print this out and have her read it? Hmm, maybe it will help relieve her stress.

roster · Post by **roster** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 9:47 am

CompuTech007 wrote:Thank this is timely as my daughter is taking her drivers test today. Do I dare print this out and have her read it? Hmm, maybe it will help relieve her stress.

Here are some questions/actual answers from driving tests for your daughter to review:

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Sobriety test for drivers
A professional juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police."What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car?" asks the police officer."I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.""Oh yeah? Let's see you do it," says the officer.So the juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"

bap40 · Post by **bap40** » Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:19 am

These are great.. Keep em a coming.

otiose · Post by **otiose** » Sun Apr 06, 2008 9:29 am

This can't be real can it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpS1Yc_maHg

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Redneck Driving Etiquette

Redneck Driving Etiquette

Ah, black flies