Rudolph the Wet Hosed Rain Out (Humor)

mikemoran · Post by **mikemoran** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:22 am

You know RG and Wading
Sleepless and Kajun
DSM And Goofy
And Kteague and Krousseau
But do you recall
The most famous Hose Head of all?

Rudolph the Wet Hosed Rain Out
Had a very runny hose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it flowed

All of the other Hose Heads
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Sleep until his hose was drained

Then one soggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
“Rudolph with your hose so wet
A heated hose is what you’ll get”

Then all the Hose Heads loved him
As they shouted out with glee
Rudolph the Wet Hosed Rain Out
Was dried out by a hose Aussie

GoofyUT · Post by **GoofyUT** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 11:49 am

BRAVO Mike!!!

Yet another of the MANY gifts of smiles and laughter that you so kindly afford this community!!!

Where would we be without you????

Cheers!

Chuck

Mile High Sleeper · Post by **Mile High Sleeper** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:17 pm

Sooo funny and uplifting, even inflating, as usual! Thanks, Mike.

I emailed the link to Don Fischer at SleepZone in Australia, the creator and seller of the Aussie hose, or tube, as they call it.

oldgearhead · Post by **oldgearhead** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:20 pm

Very funny! Great writing, as usual.

kteague · Post by **kteague** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:45 pm

Mike - Probably not the first time my name has been mentioned and a particular animal crossed one's mind, but probably the first time that animal was a reindeer! LOL Thanks again for for the chuckles.
Kathy

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:33 pm

Our super Christmas gift from Mike.

neverbetter · Post by **neverbetter** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:33 pm

the Aussie's will love it, mike!

TXKajun · Post by **TXKajun** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:14 pm

Mike, you did it again! ROFLMAO!!

But be careful who you make fun of.........Santa is watching YOU!! LOLOL

Merry Christmas, ya'll! (the heck with PC!)

Kajun

dsm · Post by **dsm** » Thu Dec 07, 2006 9:26 pm

Merry Christman Mike & thanks for the laugh.

DSM

rested gal · Post by **rested gal** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:09 am

A fun take on a fun song. Thanks, Mike!

SelfSeeker · Post by **SelfSeeker** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:47 am

Mike that was so well put together.

Thank you for the smiles.

And a Merry Christmas to you.

laurie2025 · Post by **laurie2025** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:20 pm

That was great! Thanks for the good laugh.

birdshell · Post by **birdshell** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 7:00 pm

Another good one, Mike. That just happens to be most children's favorite Christmas song.

Thank you.

Sleepless on LI · Post by **Sleepless on LI** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 8:18 pm

Mike,

You are a classic and one of the people who make this site so unique (in a good way). Good to see you and your humor back again. Can always count on you for a smile.

Happy holidays to you (and Rudolph).

JimH · Post by **JimH** » Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:42 pm

Well I can see much hasn't changed. I haven't logged on in so long, and I come back to another classic. You give the Rankin/Bass guys a run for their money. Mike, thanks for the holiday cheer!!

Rudolph the Wet Hosed Rain Out (Humor)

Rudolph the Wet Hosed Rain Out (Humor)

Bravo!!!

Rudolph

Santa's reindeer

rainout