Where to buy the best mortuary plots

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Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by MrGrumpy » Thu Feb 04, 2016 11:48 am

Since sleepyhead says my cheynes stroke respiration syndrome is flagged, I figure I should start planning for the future. Where can you buy cheap mortuary plots? Or should I consider cremation?

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Id be dead by now if I didn't use my CPAP gear every night.

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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by Stormynights » Thu Feb 04, 2016 11:58 am

I think a cemetery would be the best place to check out first. Cremation will cause some serious burns. I wouldn't recommend that at this time.

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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by Goofproof » Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:36 pm

MrGrumpy wrote:Since sleepyhead says my cheynes stroke respiration syndrome is flagged, I figure I should start planning for the future. Where can you buy cheap mortuary plots? Or should I consider cremation?

thanks
There are some nice plots in the Nevada desert, no grass to mow. The bad thing about cremation, how can you tell the difference between cremation and hell, m a ybe the sulfur smell? Jim
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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by Cowboy Casey » Thu Feb 04, 2016 1:04 pm

I think your just trying to be funny, BUT

Your machine flagged those, not SH, If you don't like what SH is telling you stop looking at it
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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by GettingBetter » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:52 pm

MrGrumpy wrote:Since sleepyhead says my cheynes stroke respiration syndrome is flagged, I figure I should start planning for the future. Where can you buy cheap mortuary plots? Or should I consider cremation?

thanks
Are you going to sell your gently used equipment? or be buried / fired-up wearing the mask?
Just asking for a friend.

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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by chunkyfrog » Thu Feb 04, 2016 2:56 pm

If by "best", (grave sites) you mean prettiest, expect to pay a premium.
Best prices are often found in small town cemeteries.
You can purchase coffins, vaults, and headstones directly from the wholesaler or manufacturer.
{{{or Costco, or Wally World.}}}
Avoid any funeral home that will not allow you to use "hardware" purchased elsewhere.
Some public lands do not allow ash scattering. (What they don't know . . . )

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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by grayghost4 » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:08 pm

Once I am dead, I could care less what happens to the remains!
You can do what ever YOU want with the body.
If you're not part of the solution you're just scumming up the bottom of the beaker!

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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by palerider » Thu Feb 04, 2016 3:29 pm

Cowboy Casey wrote:I think your just trying to be funny, BUT

Your machine flagged those, not SH, If you don't like what SH is telling you stop looking at it
funny thing, OP alleges he has an S9, the S9 series doesn't flag CSR, or PB.

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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by MrGrumpy » Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:41 pm

None of my Autopaps are "gently used." Well, one is but Im using that one.

GettingBetter wrote:
MrGrumpy wrote:Since sleepyhead says my cheynes stroke respiration syndrome is flagged, I figure I should start planning for the future. Where can you buy cheap mortuary plots? Or should I consider cremation?

thanks
Are you going to sell your gently used equipment? or be buried / fired-up wearing the mask?
Just asking for a friend.
Id be dead by now if I didn't use my CPAP gear every night.

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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by MrGrumpy » Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:44 pm

I normally dont talk to you anymore, but if thats true what you say, then that proves sleepyhead is not reliable. Yes, I have two S9s. All I know is something about cheyennes stroke syndrome was flagged when I did my first sleepyhead download late last night.

Then again, advice coming from YOU, and anything is suspect

palerider wrote:
Cowboy Casey wrote:I think your just trying to be funny, BUT

Your machine flagged those, not SH, If you don't like what SH is telling you stop looking at it
funny thing, OP alleges he has an S9, the S9 series doesn't flag CSR, or PB.
Id be dead by now if I didn't use my CPAP gear every night.

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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by MrGrumpy » Thu Feb 04, 2016 4:57 pm

Im going to put my faith in sleepyhead and Ive self diagnosed myself like palerider has done. I have some form of periodic breathing. I therefore am dying. I have also decided on cremation. Because I always figured I'd go to hell when I die anyway (and take the devils job over), I might as well go the cremation route.

thanks sleepyhead!
Id be dead by now if I didn't use my CPAP gear every night.

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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by Bill44133 » Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:23 pm

MrGrumpy wrote:Since sleepyhead says my cheynes stroke respiration syndrome is flagged, I figure I should start planning for the future. Where can you buy cheap mortuary plots? Or should I consider cremation?

thanks
You could check ebay.com.. They offer cemetery plots.. Also consult your local craigslist.

Good Luck and may your memory be eternal..

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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by klv329 » Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:30 pm

What about when the morphine swabs start?
xPAP or no xCPAP, nasal/nasal pillows or FFM?
Or extra morphine?

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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by palerider » Thu Feb 04, 2016 5:30 pm

Bill44133 wrote:
MrGrumpy wrote:Since sleepyhead says my cheynes stroke respiration syndrome is flagged, I figure I should start planning for the future. Where can you buy cheap mortuary plots? Or should I consider cremation?

thanks
You could check ebay.com.. They offer cemetery plots.. Also consult your local craigslist.

Good Luck and may your memory be eternal..
Good Luck and may your memory be fleeting

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Re: Where to buy the best mortuary plots

Post by chunkyfrog » Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:43 pm

To quote Letterman, "One hundred years--all new people."

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