Sorry, it wasn't an offer. But you take that 2x4 and do with it what you will. It seems like you've already shoved it pretty far up your ass on your own. Good on you, good sir! Talent abounds!Morbius wrote:Well if you're offering, I must respectfully decline, as I don't have a 2x4 to tie on my ass so I don't fall in.corvallisgrace75 wrote:Is it possible that you just haven't gotten laid in a really long time, Morbius? You said keep stirring, so I'll just throw that out there.
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Hahaha! We all know that Morbius is writing a thesis about human behavior. A friend of mine did something similar, actually. Did a 180 degree turn on a forum to see how people reacted once she had convinced them that she was a nice, kind and intelligent person. After she wrote her thesis, she disclosed her true intentions to the people on the forum. Some found it funny, others were still pissed. Such as the nature of any experiment.tan wrote:I will make him disappear for you. His 1000th post will be the last one.postitnote wrote:Avatar from the Forbidden Planet movie. Monster called ID. Morbius is a cartoon vampire...Hmm...doesn't quite match up!
So, could it really be More-BS? As in dishing out more bullsh*t?
When I told her about "the poll", she said, "Dude is totally writing a thesis." She thinks it's pretty brilliant and believes that you probably get laid a lot, Morbius. I didn't necessarily agree with her there. But she did say that this thread is providing rich "evidence" for your thesis. She told me that I'm taking your bait-- hook, line and sinker. I said that I didn't care and would continue to comment at will. Anyway, I hope that when you've finished your thesis, you will apologize, Morbius. It really would be the right thing to do.
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Morbius: postitnote, I am your mother (heavy breathing ala Darth Vader).postitnote wrote:It's all cool. Morbius is really my mother! How do I know? Because I was force fed Macbeth rather than nursery rhymes! Okay mom...wasn't amusing. Game over. I just don't understand why you feel the need to embarrass me all the time!Morbius wrote:Ahhh, but it's not about me (and kidding about not saving the original poll):
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Keep stirring kids....
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(Vpap starts blowing air out as the light saber chops off the tubing): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....corvallisgrace75 wrote:
Morbius: postitnote, I am your mother (heavy breathing ala Darth Vader).
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and I repeat....to infinity and beyond! Sorry, I have grandkids and Toy Story 1, 2, and 3.
Morbius, are you bored?
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Wow! I don't know what to say!corvallisgrace75 wrote:When I told her about "the poll", she said, "Dude is totally writing a thesis." She thinks it's pretty brilliant and believes that you probably get laid a lot, Morbius.
Do you think she'd like me?
Does she have big cans?
Do you think I just rode into town on a wagonload of melons?
Morbius shall consider it.corvallisgrace75 wrote:Anyway, I hope that when you've finished your thesis, you will apologize, Morbius.
Meanwhile, in order that he may enter the right frame of mind and reflect positively on your request, a number of tasks need to be completed. This number may go
but hey, we got time.postitnote wrote:....to infinity and beyond!
The first 3 tasks:
- postitnote will remove her signature line
- ems will publicly apologize to BleepingBeauty
- bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West
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Instead of demanding that other people do things, what about simply reflecting on our own actions and deciding whether what people say is valid or not? If you feel you have nothing to apologize for, then be a stand up guy and say so instead of fucking around with all this other crap.Morbius wrote:Wow! I don't know what to say!corvallisgrace75 wrote:When I told her about "the poll", she said, "Dude is totally writing a thesis." She thinks it's pretty brilliant and believes that you probably get laid a lot, Morbius.
Do you think she'd like me?
Does she have big cans?
Do you think I just rode into town on a wagonload of melons?
Morbius shall consider it.corvallisgrace75 wrote:Anyway, I hope that when you've finished your thesis, you will apologize, Morbius.
Meanwhile, in order that he may enter the right frame of mind and reflect positively on your request, a number of tasks need to be completed. This number may go
but hey, we got time.postitnote wrote:....to infinity and beyond!
The first 3 tasks:
- postitnote will remove her signature line
- ems will publicly apologize to BleepingBeauty
- bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West
For what it is worth, I agree with EMS and Post It Note about your behavior. But I know from past posts, that included bullying and extreme sexist pig language you aren't going to apologize for anything.
I just hope to god this is an act and you aren't this way in real life when you interact with patients because god help them if you are. Sadly, you get away with this crap on this board because you do help some people and because of your expertise in the sleep medicine field.
I am sure you will make my post another one of your amusing games. Knock yourself out.
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Well since you asked:49er wrote:I am sure you will make my post another one of your amusing games.
How did you end up #2 on the foe list?
Perhaps YOU are the one that needs to do some serious reflecting...
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What, no demand for a bag full of money, in small, unmarked bills? Or a helicopter to take you somewhere with tropical beaches? Or a blu-Ray copy of Saturday Night Fever? We need to work on this...start small, but work to bigger things, eh? Now, then...where is the popcorn?Morbius wrote:
The first 3 tasks:
- postitnote will remove her signature line
- ems will publicly apologize to BleepingBeauty
- bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West
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How about I add you to it? Not the answer you were looking for? Then bite me!Morbius wrote:
The first 3 tasks:
postitnote will remove her signature line
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Morbius, are you bored?
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This poster references FB, but it also applies here.
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Morbius, are you bored?
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As some portions of the poll are throwing spaghetti at the wall, your response is (literally and figuratively) academic.postitnote wrote:Not the answer you were looking for?
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Morbius wrote:
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Keep stirring kids....
MK
Morbius, are you bored?
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Where's the "Like" button for all of this? Great stuff. They say laughter is the best medicine.....postitnote wrote:Morbius wrote:
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.
Keep stirring kids....
MK
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