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[jnk]

My only question is, Does SAG "live in Drury Lane"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muffin_Man

[Ganesha]

Nixie & Barb,

Thank you for expanding my knowlege base into realms unknown.
I never knew such a thing existed but it seems like a viable alternative.
However, I think I will just stick with my prostate concerns.

Mark

[roster]

A man who just died is delivered to the mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

Muffy asks the widow how she would like the body dressed.

Muffy points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.

The widow gives Muffy a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake.

To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.

She says to Muffy, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.

You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"

To her astonishment, Muffy presents her with the blank check.

"There's no charge," Muffy says.

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" the widow says.

"Honestly, ma'am," Muffy says, "it cost nothing.

You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.

I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.

So I just switched the heads."

[BleepingBeauty]

<snip>

So I just switched the heads."

LMAO! Thanks, rooster, I needed that.

(And you made me feel all nostalgic for Six Feet Under. I loved that show.)

[-SWS]

My only question is, Does SAG "live in Drury Lane"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Muffin_Man

You are not the only one. Many others clamor to know more about this man who is not your simple crumb cake:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMOd8WA ... L&index=76

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geKl7uPn25A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSxQcXS ... re=related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A49PPEk ... L&index=64

[Muffy]

The Muffin Man lyrics:

Do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Do you know the muffin man,
Who lives in Drury Lane?

Yes I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Yes I know the muffin man,
Who lives in Drury Lane?

I'm particularly fond of Ozzy's version.

...a few weeks ago he started a thread for a joke that became the thread about nothing.

Lemme tell ya, a thread titled "." is just about as close to "nothing" as you can get.

I never knew such a thing (a "menstrual cup") existed but it seems like a viable alternative.

On the other hand, a thread entitled "." seems like a good spot to discuss that.

Muffy