They said no girls. I think you and kate and pugsy should form your own group and send pugsy's aliens after these guys!
BLEEPing Mask Hell
- babydinosnoreless
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Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
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Last edited by babydinosnoreless on Fri May 10, 2019 11:52 am, edited 1 time in total.
Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
Addendum ; I am Joking. OK then ?
JPB
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Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
I particularly like the official seal.
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Accounts to put on the foe list: dataq1, clownbell, gearchange, lynninnj, mper!?, DreamDiver, Geer1, almostadoctor, sleepgeek, ajack, stom, mogy, D.H., They often post misleading, timewasting stuff.
Accounts to put on the foe list: dataq1, clownbell, gearchange, lynninnj, mper!?, DreamDiver, Geer1, almostadoctor, sleepgeek, ajack, stom, mogy, D.H., They often post misleading, timewasting stuff.
Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
Well, ok then,... * hangs her head*
I'm disappointed, but not offended.
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Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
just to be clear, you're disappointed that he's joking? or you're disappointed at the joke? (I'm guessing the former)
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Accounts to put on the foe list: dataq1, clownbell, gearchange, lynninnj, mper!?, DreamDiver, Geer1, almostadoctor, sleepgeek, ajack, stom, mogy, D.H., They often post misleading, timewasting stuff.
Accounts to put on the foe list: dataq1, clownbell, gearchange, lynninnj, mper!?, DreamDiver, Geer1, almostadoctor, sleepgeek, ajack, stom, mogy, D.H., They often post misleading, timewasting stuff.
Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
Well after looking at the joke today, it is pretty disappointing. I will try and do better. No guarantee though.
JPB
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Mask: AirFit™ P10 Nasal Pillow CPAP Mask with Headgear |
Additional Comments: Sleep on a Buckwheat Hull Pillow. |
Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
Well, jimbud, you have pretty stiff competition in the joking department. Better luck next time.
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Mask: AirFit™ P10 For Her Nasal Pillow CPAP Mask with Headgear |
Additional Comments: pressure 9.6 - 20. No ramp. Exhalation relief 3. Humidity 4. |
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband. Resmed AirSense 10 for her. Pillows. Humidity 4.
Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
Actually I'm pretty sure this secret society we're imagining would disappoint you.
Like maybe next you'd find out that one of the members prefers bathing with a loofah to taking a shower - that sort of thing.
My advice is to consider yourself lucky!
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Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
You got something against loofahs???
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Accounts to put on the foe list: dataq1, clownbell, gearchange, lynninnj, mper!?, DreamDiver, Geer1, almostadoctor, sleepgeek, ajack, stom, mogy, D.H., They often post misleading, timewasting stuff.
Accounts to put on the foe list: dataq1, clownbell, gearchange, lynninnj, mper!?, DreamDiver, Geer1, almostadoctor, sleepgeek, ajack, stom, mogy, D.H., They often post misleading, timewasting stuff.
Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
Two nights in after chatting up Stuart...how’s it working? What ended up helping?
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Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
Never used one. It's just one another one of those things my wife does that I don't, so I threw it out there.palerider wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 8:18 pmYou got something against loofahs???
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Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
You should try it... or split the difference, loofah in the showerdjams wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2019 5:26 amNever used one. It's just one another one of those things my wife does that I don't, so I threw it out there.palerider wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 8:18 pmYou got something against loofahs???
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Accounts to put on the foe list: dataq1, clownbell, gearchange, lynninnj, mper!?, DreamDiver, Geer1, almostadoctor, sleepgeek, ajack, stom, mogy, D.H., They often post misleading, timewasting stuff.
Accounts to put on the foe list: dataq1, clownbell, gearchange, lynninnj, mper!?, DreamDiver, Geer1, almostadoctor, sleepgeek, ajack, stom, mogy, D.H., They often post misleading, timewasting stuff.
Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
Hmm. I take recommendations from you to heart. I'll give it a try. It's hanging right there on that suction cup hook every day.palerider wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2019 10:36 amYou should try it... or split the difference, loofah in the showerdjams wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2019 5:26 amNever used one. It's just one another one of those things my wife does that I don't, so I threw it out there.palerider wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2019 8:18 pmYou got something against loofahs???
Would it be a breach of loofah etiquette to get chest hairs stuck in my wife's loofah holes? Maybe I should buy my own. Whaddya think?
Off to Google loofah benefits...
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Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
There are some things I'm not brave enough to offer advice on, and this seems to be squarely in that arena.
That's entirely between you and your wife.
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Accounts to put on the foe list: dataq1, clownbell, gearchange, lynninnj, mper!?, DreamDiver, Geer1, almostadoctor, sleepgeek, ajack, stom, mogy, D.H., They often post misleading, timewasting stuff.
Accounts to put on the foe list: dataq1, clownbell, gearchange, lynninnj, mper!?, DreamDiver, Geer1, almostadoctor, sleepgeek, ajack, stom, mogy, D.H., They often post misleading, timewasting stuff.
- Zomby Woof
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Re: BLEEPing Mask Hell
MMAN™
Manly Men Approved Non-metrosexual
BLEEP Face Prep Process
Step 1) - Within a 6' radius of your bathroom work area, remove all skin products having Non-English words in their names or descriptions i.e. crème, démaquillante, purifiante, lait, or worst of all, hydratant.
Step 2) - Within a 6’ radius of your bathroom work area, remove all “soaps” “toners”, and “cleansers” having deceptive English words such as moisturising, nourishing, soothing, or hydrating in their titles or product descriptions.
When in doubt ask yourself this question: Does this product claim to IMPROVE my skin in any way? If it does, get rid of it! Drifting molecules of “improvement” will negatively affect the adhesion of your BleepPorts. Particularly discard with malice any products that have “glycerin” listed as an ingredient, in fact, discard anything that lists any word containing "gly".
Step 3) - Using only a clean washcloth and cold tap water, scrub your face thoroughly. Pay particular attention to the schnoz area - above, around, the cheeks adjoining, the upper lip, and particularly the nosalholes themselves.
Dry your schnoz thoroughly with the closest towel.
Not that one! That’s one of your wife’s special guest towels, moron!
Step 4) - Using the Industrial-grade Degreaser you obtained from the diesel repair shop, wipe down your schnoz using a relatively clean shop rag from your garage.
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you are unable to obtain Industrial-grade Degreaser then Stuart suggests that isopropyl alcohol wipes are the very best thing. Allow the alcohol to dry thoroughly then carefully apply the Bleep Dreamports.
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The above process gets me through about four hours with very low leakage. Unfortunately my oil glands rebound then and overwhelm the surgical adhesive. Which leads to the following recommendation…
OPTIONAL Extra Step for 99th percentile, terminally oily noses like deforeman’s:
Obtain a ‘skin barrier’ such as Smith & Nephew SKIN-PREP Spray or Wipes. Apply, after the isopropyl alcohol has completely dried, two (2) coats. Then Dreamport your self.
Optional Extra Step is still undergoing testing. Details later.
Dennis
Manly Men Approved Non-metrosexual
BLEEP Face Prep Process
Step 1) - Within a 6' radius of your bathroom work area, remove all skin products having Non-English words in their names or descriptions i.e. crème, démaquillante, purifiante, lait, or worst of all, hydratant.
Step 2) - Within a 6’ radius of your bathroom work area, remove all “soaps” “toners”, and “cleansers” having deceptive English words such as moisturising, nourishing, soothing, or hydrating in their titles or product descriptions.
When in doubt ask yourself this question: Does this product claim to IMPROVE my skin in any way? If it does, get rid of it! Drifting molecules of “improvement” will negatively affect the adhesion of your BleepPorts. Particularly discard with malice any products that have “glycerin” listed as an ingredient, in fact, discard anything that lists any word containing "gly".
Step 3) - Using only a clean washcloth and cold tap water, scrub your face thoroughly. Pay particular attention to the schnoz area - above, around, the cheeks adjoining, the upper lip, and particularly the nosalholes themselves.
Dry your schnoz thoroughly with the closest towel.
Not that one! That’s one of your wife’s special guest towels, moron!
Step 4) - Using the Industrial-grade Degreaser you obtained from the diesel repair shop, wipe down your schnoz using a relatively clean shop rag from your garage.
IMPORTANT NOTE: If you are unable to obtain Industrial-grade Degreaser then Stuart suggests that isopropyl alcohol wipes are the very best thing. Allow the alcohol to dry thoroughly then carefully apply the Bleep Dreamports.
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The above process gets me through about four hours with very low leakage. Unfortunately my oil glands rebound then and overwhelm the surgical adhesive. Which leads to the following recommendation…
OPTIONAL Extra Step for 99th percentile, terminally oily noses like deforeman’s:
Obtain a ‘skin barrier’ such as Smith & Nephew SKIN-PREP Spray or Wipes. Apply, after the isopropyl alcohol has completely dried, two (2) coats. Then Dreamport your self.
Optional Extra Step is still undergoing testing. Details later.
Dennis
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Didja ever wake up in the mornin', With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes?
Just about as evil as you could be.
Tellin' you all the Zomby troof, Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF - Zappa
Didja ever wake up in the mornin', With a ZOMBY WOOF behind your eyes?
Just about as evil as you could be.
Tellin' you all the Zomby troof, Here I'm is, the ZOMBY WOOF - Zappa